TV viewers are in for a shock on tonight's X-Factor as a singer in good mental and physical condition reveals to judges that both of his parents are still alive. Twenty-three year-old Jordan Jones bewilders the audience with the revelations on tonight's ITV show, which bookies say have already...
Fans of gourmet food in Northern Ireland are salivating this evening after it emerged that several top chefs are to follow the example of Marco-Pierre White and open restaurants here. The news that the French Gastropod is to open an...
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The producers of ITV primetime show "Britain's Got Talent" have been conning the public for years, according to a judgement released yesterday by TV watchdog Ofcom. The ruling follows concerns that last year's winner Jules O'Dwyer and her dog Matisse had in...
In the light of the fresh allegations against former Prime Minster Ted Heath, the British Home Office has just confirmed that as of 5pm today every celebrity in the entire world will be listed on the UK Sex Offenders Register. They...
Getting a TV licence is about to become an even bigger pain in the arse, after the the BBC announced they would be seeking 'further proof' that homeowners are properly qualified to own and operate a television. Planned for 2016, the new measures will...
BBC Northern Ireland executives are celebrating this evening after their flagship programme, The Nolan Show, won a staggering four Oscars at last night's star studded Academy Awards ceremony. "We didn't even know that the show had been nominated," said Peter Cringe, Head of...
Thanks to the Internet everyone now knows that yer man off Game of Thrones died last night, even people who don't give a shit. With half the country posting Facebook statuses that say things like "Spoiler alert! OMG! I can't...
Tonight's U2 concert is under 'serious threat' the Ulster Fry has learned, after the two 'kinda normal' members of the band threatened to quit - unless the other two 'stupidly nicknamed eejits' started acting their age, Larry and his colleague, the other...

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