Northern Ireland is, of course, a peaceful place where nothing much happens. This might explain why, apart from The Fall, there's been a severe lack of cop shows set in these parts. We thought we'd rectify this glaring omission from our TV...
Northern Ireland’s main political parties have engaged in ‘crisis talks’ after it emerged that U2 are threatening to play two gigs in Belfast later this year. The band, who are perhaps most famous for their hits Love Shack and Red...
As the world recovers from the shock news that the Great British Bake Off is to move from the BBC to Channel 4, it has emerged that a key selling point was the addition of a Northern Ireland-themed week. 'We...
One Direction sensationally cancelled their Belfast gig at the last second yesterday evening, leaving thousands of melodramatic girls grossly overreacting. The chino sporting four-piece were due to perform in front of a sell-out crowd but ended up getting "wrote aff"...
Daytime TV legend Henry Kelly has waded into the Brexit debate by claiming that the UK wouldn't have voted leave if his pan-European quiz show Going For Gold was still on the air. We bumped into the down-at-heel former quiz...
Fans of TV soap EastEnders were overjoyed slightly less depressed today, after a new spin off series was announced which would be set in Ireland. The plot revisits Kat and Alfie's infamous million quid scratch card win, with the popular couple finally able to realise their...
A local toy manufacturer has launched a kickstarter campaign to raise money to produce a new board game based on the scandals which have engulfed the DUP. Haven't a Cluedo will see players choose characters based on senior DUP figures,...
A new report published today by Moneyslane Institute of Science and Technology has claimed that the entire internet is in danger as it creaks under the sheer volume of supposedly amusing pictures of Minions. "We've long known that cat pictures make...
In the light of the fresh allegations against former Prime Minster Ted Heath, the British Home Office has just confirmed that as of 5pm today every celebrity in the entire world will be listed on the UK Sex Offenders Register. They...

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