A new movie that began shooting in Belfast today is thought to be the first of its kind, as it will not have "any auld shite about the troubles". "It's a romantic comedy," said the film's director Francis Ford Cortina,...
Martial Arts star Jackie Chan is the surprising new hero of Unionism after single-handedly taking on the 'Authentic IRA' in Neflix's film The Foreigner. The movie sees 63-year-old Chan star as Quan, a businessman who embarks on a mission of revenge...
New Top Gear presenter Chris Evans has been declared the winner of 'Friends Day' after hiring Joey Tribbiani to be his new co-presenter. Facebook users across the world spent the day competing in the super-annoying global event, taking turns to post highly original photos montages...
Feuding Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher are so determined to continue their long-running disagreement that they have moved to Belfast and joined different sides of the political divide, the Ulster Fry has learned. "Noel has just bought a house in the Shankill Estate" revealed...
Following its dramatic return to television last night, the US producers of The X-Files have confirmed that they're relocating the show to Northern Ireland next season. "Sure Gillian's always in Belfast chasing thon serial killer fella from 50 Shades now, so it just makes sense"...
Belfast heart-throb Jamie Dornan, who was recently voted 'The World's Sexiest Man', is so incredibly good looking according to movie insiders, that Hollywood chiefs need someone even better looking to portray him in a movie about his own life. It is understood that Dornan was briefly...
OK, so we thought we'd make one more set of these, sure they're good craic. One about Bangor One about politicians One about Riverdance And one about marching One about South Armagh One about hobbies One about scary folk One about blowing stuff up One about the traffic...
OK, adult style Ladybird books have been doing the rounds for a while, but so far we don't think we've seen any Northern Ireland ones. Here's a rake of them that we think should be published as soon as possible.... One about bombs One...
A Kickstarter project promising to crowd-fund the services of an international assassin to take out celebrity shitehawk, Katie Hopkins, has set a new record on the site as the quickest start-up idea ever conceived. The campaign which began with a target goal of £100,000 has received 250...
The entertainment world was united in grief today after the passing of Agnes Braithwaite, the woman described as having "the loudest laugh in show business." Born in 1952 to a working class East Belfast family, Agnes McIlroy, as she was...

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