There was a furious reaction across rural areas of Northern Ireland this evening when it emerged that the first two days of the 2016 Balmoral Show will be held in Rome's historic Colosseum, as part of the deal that...
Following years of speculation, the music industry was abuzz today with the speculation that legendary Belfast musician Sir Van Morrison is set to smile on his next album following his recent knighthood. Morrison, famous for such classic hits as ‘Moondance’, ‘Brown...
Many local celebrities have been forced to take part-time jobs to finance their lavish lifestyles, the Ulster Fry has learned. "With Nolan and Mitchell's ridiculous wage demands, the rest of us are barely scraping by!" moaned TV presenter Marc Mallet as he picked us up...
Cash strapped celebs are turning on Christmas lights for people at home, the Ulster Fry has learned, as lucrative jobs switching on public illuminations dry up. Ruari 'Frostbit Boy' McSorely started the trend last year, switching on home illuminations whilst...
Following today's shock announcement that Eamonn Holmes is leaving Sky News, the Ulster Fry has learned that he's sensationally set to continue his breakfast news dynasty, except at home, over breakfast. "I can't be arsed doing thon London commute at the skrake of dawn anymore"  he...
OK, we're bored with heating scandals, and a bit hungover, so can't really be arsed doing a proper post. However we found a handy wee yoke on the interweb that lets you put in a photo into Facebook Messenger,...
A Belfast man who made an original, witty retort to some people he'd never met before, has won the Best Joke award at this years Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Lee Robinson from Belfast told us "I was in Edinburgh for the weekend with the missus when we...
Fresh from a Stormont grilling about his alleged role in the £1.2 billion NAMA deal, it has emerged that DUP leader Peter Robinson is to build on his reputation as ruthless titan of industry by filling Alan Sugar's shoes on a Northern Ireland version of...
The entertainment world was united in grief today after the passing of Agnes Braithwaite, the woman described as having "the loudest laugh in show business." Born in 1952 to a working class East Belfast family, Agnes McIlroy, as she was...
A new movie that began shooting in Belfast today is thought to be the first of its kind, as it will not have "any auld shite about the troubles". "It's a romantic comedy," said the film's director Francis Ford Cortina,...

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