Pop-star Beyonce, who recently got news at the Ulster Hospital that she had two buns in the oven, is reportedly 'pure snapping' at George Clooney and his wife Amal for 'blatantly copying’ them, according to Jay Zed's best mucker,...
Producers of the Antiques Roadshow, due to arrive in the Stormont Estate on Saturday, have requested an extra day of filming time after their researchers discovered 90 unusual antiques in the basement of Parliament Buildings. The hit BBC show, presented...
Halloween is nearly upon us, so there's plenty of so-called 'spooktacular' events being lined up across the country. There'll also lots of websites promoting places here that claim to be really, really haunted - probably because some auld doll once...
There have been demands for the Stormont administration to ban the production of Game of Thrones here after the show's dragons accidentally burned much of a County Down village. The Ulster Fry understands that the dragons escaped from their enclosure at...
Hollywood legend Morgan Freeman, currently filming in Belfast, has sensationally reprised his role as God after discovering that he will won't be able to skull a few pints tomorrow night after work. "Dafaq lik?" he moaned to crew after learning of...
Theatre-goers and political pundits are in for a treat today as the long-running Stormont on Ice show returns for an astonishing 378th successive performance. The show sees some of Northern Ireland's greatest play-actors don their ice skates in what has...
The PSNI have released shocking statistics that appear to prove that TV and radio appearances by Stephen Nolan lead to a surge in violent crime. "There's definitely a correlation," says Inspector Pauly Selmet, "we see spike in attacks on the...
Martial Arts star Jackie Chan is the surprising new hero of Unionism after single-handedly taking on the 'Authentic IRA' in Neflix's film The Foreigner. The movie sees 63-year-old Chan star as Quan, a businessman who embarks on a mission of revenge...
A new movie that began shooting in Belfast today is thought to be the first of its kind, as it will not have "any auld shite about the troubles". "It's a romantic comedy," said the film's director Francis Ford Cortina,...
Film star Sir Kenneth Branagh was SENSATIONALLY arrested this afternoon in the Belfast branch of Primark, just hours after being awarded the Freedom of the City by the Council. Eagle-eyed staff apparently spotted the 56-year-old actor slipping a three pack of white...

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