Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams has told reporters that boy band One Direction "no longer exists" and is "is not involved in any musical activity." The statement follows the allegations last week that the shadowy group is still fully operational, despite...
Tonight's Green Day gig in Belfast has been dramatically cancelled by the Parades Commission after being mistaken for a Republican rally, it has emerged. "We read that thousands of people were gathering in Ormeau Park tonight for some big 'Green Day' celebration" explained Marge Banner from...
Following today's shock announcement that Eamonn Holmes is leaving Sky News, the Ulster Fry has learned that he's sensationally set to continue his breakfast news dynasty, except at home, over breakfast. "I can't be arsed doing thon London commute at the skrake of dawn anymore"  he...
Season 7 of Game of Thrones is set to hit our screens tonight. The HBO series, filmed on location throughout NI, is based on George R.R. Martin's best-selling book series "A Song of Ice and Fire". As fans of the show...
As viewers eagerly await the final episode of the popular boring TV show Downton Abbey, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that the producers have torn up the costume drama rulebook by relocating the cast to Rathcoole. In the stunning departure,...
From Van Morrisson to the Undertones, Snow Patrol to Two Door Cinema club, we all know that Northern Ireland has produced some great music. But less well known is that in between pissing us off in Stormont and on the...
There is widespread panic amongst people with questionable taste in music after pop-star Ed Sheeran was arrested ahead of his Belfast concert, suspected of brutally murdering his entire back catalogue of music. "We used to really like Ed" confirmed arresting...
The emergency services were sensationally called to Belfast's Christmas Market today after top celebrity Kim Kardashian got her huge arse wedged on the slide of the helter-skelter. No fewer than four fire appliances and a coastguard helicopter were needed to...
Producers of the Antiques Roadshow, due to arrive in the Stormont Estate on Saturday, have requested an extra day of filming time after their researchers discovered 90 unusual antiques in the basement of Parliament Buildings. The hit BBC show, presented...
The world of light entertainment has been rocked to its core today by the news that sour faced Bake Off judge Mary Berry is not all she seems, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal. "Yes, you're on to us, she's actually Bruce...

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