The Northern Irish media world was shaken to its very core today with the news that ITV is to buy the local UTV network. The news was swiftly followed by an even more earth shattering announcement from the British TV...
Tonight's U2 concert is under 'serious threat' the Ulster Fry has learned, after the two 'kinda normal' members of the band threatened to quit - unless the other two 'stupidly nicknamed eejits' started acting their age, Larry and his colleague, the other...
The PSNI have released shocking statistics that appear to prove that TV and radio appearances by Stephen Nolan lead to a surge in violent crime. "There's definitely a correlation," says Inspector Pauly Selmet, "we see spike in attacks on the...
As the world recovers from the shock news that the Great British Bake Off is to move from the BBC to Channel 4, it has emerged that a key selling point was the addition of a Northern Ireland-themed week. 'We...
Season 7 of Game of Thrones is set to hit our screens tonight. The HBO series, filmed on location throughout NI, is based on George R.R. Martin's best-selling book series "A Song of Ice and Fire". As fans of the show...
After announcing his retirement as Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams is set to cash in on his new found free time by taking part in ITV's hit reality show, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here. The Louth TD...
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Jamie Dornan has been voted "Hottest Hunk in the World" in some survey or other, but it would be a shame if women across the globe thought that he is the best that Northern Ireland has to offer. We went...
The ratings of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Here are set to soar this week after ITV announced jungle-loving alien hunter The Predator as a new contestant on the show. "Watching people eat dingo dingleberries, racoon ringpieces and tarantula...
Many local celebrities have been forced to take part-time jobs to finance their lavish lifestyles, the Ulster Fry has learned. "With Nolan and Mitchell's ridiculous wage demands, the rest of us are barely scraping by!" moaned TV presenter Marc Mallet as he picked us up...

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