Pop-star Beyonce, who recently got news at the Ulster Hospital that she had two buns in the oven, is reportedly 'pure snapping' at George Clooney and his wife Amal for 'blatantly copying’ them, according to Jay Zed's best mucker,...
TV viewers are in for a shock on tonight's X-Factor as a singer in good mental and physical condition reveals to judges that both of his parents are still alive. Twenty-three year-old Jordan Jones bewilders the audience with the revelations on tonight's ITV show, which bookies say have already...
Cult TV show Robot Wars returns to our screens this evening, but has been given a radical revamp due to the demands of pedantic insurance companies. Gone are the spinning circular saws, swinging axes and sharp spikes, replaced with slightly overheating tumble...
The emergency services were sensationally called to Belfast's Christmas Market today after top celebrity Kim Kardashian got her huge arse wedged on the slide of the helter-skelter. No fewer than four fire appliances and a coastguard helicopter were needed to...
A huge shadow of doubt has been cast over UTV’s new ‘Celebrity Big Brother NI’ show - just hours before broadcast – following a series of contractual difficulties with star guests. Staff at Havlock House were left frantically seeking eleventh-hour resolutions...
The Coleraine man at the centre of the "Nathan Carter" trial has been described as "the victim of a gross miscarriage of justice" by top legal experts at the United Nations. The solicitor for 53 year old man had told...
The passing of pop superstar Prince has stirred tensions amongst Ulster's famously fickle politicians the Ulster Fry has learned A long time supporter of the Unionist cause, pop-star Prince not only took a royal moniker many years ago, but also named his...
The PSNI have released shocking statistics that appear to prove that TV and radio appearances by Stephen Nolan lead to a surge in violent crime. "There's definitely a correlation," says Inspector Pauly Selmet, "we see spike in attacks on the...
Feuding Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher are so determined to continue their long-running disagreement that they have moved to Belfast and joined different sides of the political divide, the Ulster Fry has learned. "Noel has just bought a house in the Shankill Estate" revealed...
There was an angry reaction in Belfast today after news filtered through that Game of Thrones actor Kit Harington had criticised the city during an interview on some US TV show. Mr Harington, who is clearly deranged, told talk show host Seth...

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