Following news that Game of Thrones now has its own Bayeux style tapestry in the Ulster Museum, prominent historians have revealed that they already had a very similar artefact in storage. Dating from the 12th Century, The Buck-you Tapestry tells the story of life...
With the BBC revealing the wages of their top stars, including professional angry man Stephen Nolan, The Ulster Fry has been looking at what our other celebrities demand for their time. We were shocked.... Stephen Nolan: £1 million per week,...
Season 7 of Game of Thrones is set to hit our screens tonight. The HBO series, filmed on location throughout NI, is based on George R.R. Martin's best-selling book series "A Song of Ice and Fire". As fans of the show...
Tonight's Green Day gig in Belfast has been dramatically cancelled by the Parades Commission after being mistaken for a Republican rally, it has emerged. "We read that thousands of people were gathering in Ormeau Park tonight for some big 'Green Day' celebration" explained Marge Banner from...
Feuding Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher are so determined to continue their long-running disagreement that they have moved to Belfast and joined different sides of the political divide, the Ulster Fry has learned. "Noel has just bought a house in the Shankill Estate" revealed...
With their eighth globetrotting instalment currently breaking box office records, Vin Diesel has confirmed that the next Fast & Furious movie will be shot in Northern Ireland. "Toretto's crew is going back-to-basics!" revealed Diesel. "Their cash is running out, so they'll be relying on their wits, instincts and ability to...
Hollywood legend Morgan Freeman, currently filming in Belfast, has sensationally reprised his role as God after discovering that he will won't be able to skull a few pints tomorrow night after work. "Dafaq lik?" he moaned to crew after learning of...
Following the release of the official trailer for The Journey, which tells of the unlikely friendship between Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, The Ulster Fry has had an exclusive sneak-peak at the film, in which several famous Hollywood movie stars have...
Many local celebrities have been forced to take part-time jobs to finance their lavish lifestyles, the Ulster Fry has learned. "With Nolan and Mitchell's ridiculous wage demands, the rest of us are barely scraping by!" moaned TV presenter Marc Mallet as he picked us up...
Pop-star Beyonce, who recently got news at the Ulster Hospital that she had two buns in the oven, is reportedly 'pure snapping' at George Clooney and his wife Amal for 'blatantly copying’ them, according to Jay Zed's best mucker,...

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