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8 classic albums that might be from Northern Ireland

8 classic albums that might be from Northern Ireland

From Van Morrisson to the Undertones, Snow Patrol to Two Door Cinema club, we all know that Northern Ireland has produced some great music. But less well known is that in between pissing us off in Stormont and on the streets, our various political types have also made some classic albums. Here are the best


Belfast Zoo animals to be replaced with live human exhibits.

In light of the recent controversies over the cost and ethics of Belfast Zoo, the City council has sensationally voted to replace the entire stock of animals with real, live human exhibits. “We’ve loads of exciting things lined up,” said the Council’s Head of Recreation, Victoria Park. “This’ll be a real shot in the arm


Brangelina to split in squabble over Portrush caravan

With the world reeling from the news that celebrity power-couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sensationally set to split, the Ulster Fry can reveal some exclusive details about their dramatic parting of ways. “They were always fighting over everything,” revealed Brad’s close friend and confidant, Hugo Duncan. “He wanted beans on his Fry, but Angelina thought


9 star-studded cameos that the Paisley/McGuinness movie makers kept secret

The Journey, a film telling the story of the unusual relationship between Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, hit the cinema screens at the weekend – with Timothy Spall and Colm Meaney in the title roles. This left lots of parts for other stars to play our local politicians, and needless to say, there was a queue


Eamonn Holmes aiming to work from home

Following today’s shock announcement that Eamonn Holmes is leaving Sky News, the Ulster Fry has learned that he’s sensationally set to continue his breakfast news dynasty, except at home, over breakfast. “I can’t be arsed doing thon London commute at the skrake of dawn anymore”  he told us. “It’s a right pain in the hole so it is. It wouldn’t be


What next for Julian Simmons?

With rumours rife that popular continuity announcer Julian Simmons could face the UTV chop, we ask what next for the broadcasting legend? Here’s a few suggestions. Replace Paul Pogba at Juventus. Midfield dynamo Paul Pogba is unsurpassed at linking defence and attack, and Simmons has shown similar skills linking Emmerdale with Coronation Street. There’s now a Pogba sized hole in the