Hollywood legend Morgan Freeman, currently filming in Belfast, has sensationally reprised his role as God after discovering that he will won't be able to skull a few pints tomorrow night after work. "Dafaq lik?" he moaned to crew after learning of...
Following the release of the official trailer for The Journey, which tells of the unlikely friendship between Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, The Ulster Fry has had an exclusive sneak-peak at the film, in which several famous Hollywood movie stars have...
Many local celebrities have been forced to take part-time jobs to finance their lavish lifestyles, the Ulster Fry has learned. "With Nolan and Mitchell's ridiculous wage demands, the rest of us are barely scraping by!" moaned TV presenter Marc Mallet as he picked us up...
Pop-star Beyonce, who recently got news at the Ulster Hospital that she had two buns in the oven, is reportedly 'pure snapping' at George Clooney and his wife Amal for 'blatantly copying’ them, according to Jay Zed's best mucker,...
OK, we're bored with heating scandals, and a bit hungover, so can't really be arsed doing a proper post. However we found a handy wee yoke on the interweb that lets you put in a photo into Facebook Messenger,...
Following the success of Planet Earth II, naturalist David Attenborough has decided to update his Blue Planet series by visiting one of the most inhospitable places on earth – Northern Ireland. Billed as the television event of the year, Blue Bag Planet...
OK, so we thought we'd make one more set of these, sure they're good craic. One about Bangor One about politicians One about Riverdance And one about marching One about South Armagh One about hobbies One about scary folk One about blowing stuff up One about the traffic...
Controversial rapper Kanye West has shocked fans and critics alike by cancelling the US leg of his Saint Pablo tour, in order to make a shock move into politics in Northern Ireland. The gigs were cancelled after the star treated audience...
As Geordie TV duo PJ and Duncan take us down under once again, local broadcaster UTV have announced their own version of the hit reality gameshow. Filmed on Cavehill, I'm a Slabber, Get Me Out Of Here will bring together...
From Van Morrisson to the Undertones, Snow Patrol to Two Door Cinema club, we all know that Northern Ireland has produced some great music. But less well known is that in between pissing us off in Stormont and on the...

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