The release of the new James Bond film, 'No Time To Die' has actually been delayed due to controversy over plans to out him as an IRA double-agent secretly working towards a United Ireland, The Ulster Fry...
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With the producers of Game of Thrones and The Jeremy Kyle Show both facing a public outcry from TV fans, ITV and HBO have sensationally joined forces to bring both shows to a satisfying conclusion. "We've reshot our final episode...
They're some of Northern Ireland's most recognisable faces, but they haven't always been the stars we know today. We've been investigating the secret pasts of our biggest names. 1. Jimmy Nesbitt  Best known for his role in Cold Feet and being...
BBC sports pundit Mark Sidebottom's bottom is in the same place as everyone else's bottom, an investigative study by top scientists has revealed. "We've been looking into Mr Sidebottom's bottom for several months," says leading biologist Anil Kavity, "and we've...
A local toy manufacturer has launched a kickstarter campaign to raise money to produce a new board game based on the scandals which have engulfed the DUP. Haven't a Cluedo will see players choose characters based on senior DUP figures,...
Cash strapped celebs are turning on Christmas lights for people at home, the Ulster Fry has learned, as lucrative jobs switching on public illuminations dry up. Ruari 'Frostbit Boy' McSorely started the trend last year, switching on home illuminations whilst...
The emergency services were sensationally called to Belfast's Christmas Market today after top celebrity Kim Kardashian got her huge arse wedged on the slide of the helter-skelter. No fewer than four fire appliances and a coastguard helicopter were needed to...
There is widespread panic amongst people with questionable taste in music after pop-star Ed Sheeran was arrested ahead of his Belfast concert, suspected of brutally murdering his entire back catalogue of music. "We used to really like Ed" confirmed arresting...

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