Following his nomination for Glamour magazine's Woman of the Year prize, it has emerged that a special UN Resolution means that U2 frontman Bono is to be included in all future awards lists, even if he doesn't even remotely...
Halloween is nearly upon us, so there's plenty of so-called 'spooktacular' events being lined up across the country. There'll also lots of websites promoting places here that claim to be really, really haunted - probably because some auld doll once...
In light of the recent controversies over the cost and ethics of Belfast Zoo, the City council has sensationally voted to replace the entire stock of animals with real, live human exhibits. "We've loads of exciting things lined up," said...
With the world reeling from the news that celebrity power-couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sensationally set to split, the Ulster Fry can reveal some exclusive details about their dramatic parting of ways. "They were always fighting over everything," revealed Brad's...
As the world recovers from the shock news that the Great British Bake Off is to move from the BBC to Channel 4, it has emerged that a key selling point was the addition of a Northern Ireland-themed week. 'We...
The Journey, a film telling the story of the unusual relationship between Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, hit the cinema screens at the weekend - with Timothy Spall and Colm Meaney in the title roles. This left lots of parts for...
Following today's shock announcement that Eamonn Holmes is leaving Sky News, the Ulster Fry has learned that he's sensationally set to continue his breakfast news dynasty, except at home, over breakfast. "I can't be arsed doing thon London commute at the skrake of dawn anymore"  he...
The inexplicable decision of the British public to vote Mrs Brown's Boys the best sitcom of the 21st century has resulted in the immediate suspension of voting rights in the UK. The UN stepped in this morning to effectively abolish...
With rumours rife that popular continuity announcer Julian Simmons could face the UTV chop, we ask what next for the broadcasting legend? Here's a few suggestions. Replace Paul Pogba at Juventus. Midfield dynamo Paul Pogba is unsurpassed at linking defence and attack, and Simmons has shown similar...
OK, adult style Ladybird books have been doing the rounds for a while, but so far we don't think we've seen any Northern Ireland ones. Here's a rake of them that we think should be published as soon as possible.... One about bombs One...

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