With the world reeling from the news that celebrity power-couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sensationally set to split, the Ulster Fry can reveal some exclusive details about their dramatic parting of ways. "They were always fighting over everything," revealed Brad's...
As the world recovers from the shock news that the Great British Bake Off is to move from the BBC to Channel 4, it has emerged that a key selling point was the addition of a Northern Ireland-themed week. 'We...
The Journey, a film telling the story of the unusual relationship between Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, hit the cinema screens at the weekend - with Timothy Spall and Colm Meaney in the title roles. This left lots of parts for...
Following today's shock announcement that Eamonn Holmes is leaving Sky News, the Ulster Fry has learned that he's sensationally set to continue his breakfast news dynasty, except at home, over breakfast. "I can't be arsed doing thon London commute at the skrake of dawn anymore"  he...
The inexplicable decision of the British public to vote Mrs Brown's Boys the best sitcom of the 21st century has resulted in the immediate suspension of voting rights in the UK. The UN stepped in this morning to effectively abolish...
With rumours rife that popular continuity announcer Julian Simmons could face the UTV chop, we ask what next for the broadcasting legend? Here's a few suggestions. Replace Paul Pogba at Juventus. Midfield dynamo Paul Pogba is unsurpassed at linking defence and attack, and Simmons has shown similar...
OK, adult style Ladybird books have been doing the rounds for a while, but so far we don't think we've seen any Northern Ireland ones. Here's a rake of them that we think should be published as soon as possible.... One about bombs One...
The news today that an episode of Fireman Sam had to be withdrawn because it showed a character treading on a page of the Koran will have no doubt shocked parents everywhere, but The Ulster Fry has learned that it is...
Han Solo's legal claim for a broken leg is all about getting a disabled parking bay at the Mos Eisley Spaceport, a former colleague of the smuggler has revealed. According to retired bounty hunter Greedo, Mr Solo has been interested in getting a blue...
Cult TV show Robot Wars returns to our screens this evening, but has been given a radical revamp due to the demands of pedantic insurance companies. Gone are the spinning circular saws, swinging axes and sharp spikes, replaced with slightly overheating tumble...

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