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Following the release of a controversial video showing former X-Factor hopeful Wagner singing 'Oo-aah up the Ra', fellow vocally challenged shite-hawks, Jedward, are getting in on the new 'Ulster Chart' craze by recording a poptastic rendition of the Sash. "It's gonna be like. so. like. amazing....
One Direction sensationally cancelled their Belfast gig at the last second yesterday evening, leaving thousands of melodramatic girls grossly overreacting. The chino sporting four-piece were due to perform in front of a sell-out crowd but ended up getting "wrote aff"...
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Fresh from a Stormont grilling about his alleged role in the £1.2 billion NAMA deal, it has emerged that DUP leader Peter Robinson is to build on his reputation as ruthless titan of industry by filling Alan Sugar's shoes on a Northern Ireland version of...
The entertainment world was united in grief today after the passing of Agnes Braithwaite, the woman described as having "the loudest laugh in show business." Born in 1952 to a working class East Belfast family, Agnes McIlroy, as she was...
If there's one thing we are good at in Northern Ireland, it's writing stuff on walls. We've gathered together some fine examples of this street art and asked Hugo Hamilton - chief critic at Belfast style magazine le Ganche...

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