If you are anything like us you probably haven't bothered your hole to start Christmas shopping yet. To help in your hour of need (typically, 4pm-5pm on Christmas Eve for us) we've compiled a helpful list of some of Norn Iron's...
As if Monday's weren't bad enough already some miserable hoor had the bright idea to designate one as the worst Monday of the entire year. Sadly that day is today. We don't believe in superstition though because we think it's unlucky, so here are TEN reasons why...
Princess Leiabout After years of leading the rebellion, Princess Leiabout can't be arsed anymore. She has three wains who do her head in and she lies on the sofa smoking fegs and ordering groceries from Iceland's website. The Prime Minister...
It's hard to believe but 2015 is almost at an end, meaning that 2016 in probably just around the corner. For most households this will require some form of day counting/checking yoke, and there can be fewer better yokes for...
The Public Prosecution Service for Northern Ireland held emergency Saturday hearings at Belfast Courts today to deal with drunken incidents from last night's 'Black Eye Friday' around Norn Iron. We've brought you a round up of all the drama... Sam Bookah, 24 from Newry appeared first...
Since the dawn of time mankind has been counting stuff. Without a universally agreed system of numbers the Egyptians couldn't have built the pyramids, the Americans couldn't have put a man on the moon and the Giant couldn't have built the...
Long before Norn Iron became Westeros, horror movie directors have flocked to the Province to make scary movies. In this Halloween special edition we showcase our favourite 13 horror movies that were made here.
Monday: 'Cows are dying a drouth' moan farmers. Ongoing disputes at NI Water hit the country hard early this week, leaving many farms around the Province without water for livestock. At the height of the panic farmers in Co Fermanagh...
Monday: "Youse have too many hospitals," says some Englishman. Some boy from England released a report saying that Northern Ireland has "far too many hospitals" for its population. The expert counted the number of people in England, the number of...
There is growing anger amongst drunk people this evening after controversial/stupid website The Ulster Fry published the latest in its guides to "Norn Iron spake" - this time a scale of drunkenness. "Half the words are missing," was the slurred...

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