There were wild Celebrations in a Belfast accountancy firm today after local clerk Robert Basset opened his lunch to reveal a sandwich filled with Quality Street chocolates. "I was gonna dump the pile of leftover junk food so we could...
Going back to work after Christmas is definitely the worst "going back to work" of them all, especially if you did something illegal and/or involving your arse making an appearance during "last day drinks". Here's a few topics you...
Men couldn't wait for Christmas to be over so they could take all the packaging everyone had left at their arse to the dump, it has emerged. “Going to the dump is the best part of Christmas!” revealed 35 year...
It's the same every year, you've only finished the Halloween sweets then suddenly you're running around getting presents for half the country and promising to get a wee pint with the other half. We all like to repeat stuff...
With temperatures hitting 'baltic' in recent days, local shoppers have begun their annual winter ritual of purchasing brand new hats, scarves and gloves to leave at their arse somewhere within the next fortnight, the Ulster Fry has learned. "It would...
We can expect extreme conditions over the coming months as Northern Ireland prepares for some of the most exaggerated weather since local newspaper records began. Temperatures are set to plummet to minus 15/soar into the high-20s as cold/warm winds bring...
Medical experts are said to be "baffled" this evening after a Newtownards man's head turned into a sieve. It is understood that the illness struck 32-year-old Craig Colander when his partner Wanda sent him into the kitchen to complete a...
As people across NI prepare to 'Go Sober For October', one group of fundraisers have flipped the idea and are planning to get totally wrote-aff for a month instead. "We're still giving all the dough we raise to Macmillian Cancer...
People who invite you round to their house to use a hot-tub actually want to have sex with you, your partner, and probably your family pets, research conducted by The Ulster Fry has revealed. The survey, which by coincidence has...
A County Antrim man is celebrating this evening after finally being able to wash almost a year's supply of underpants and get them all dried in one session. 48-year-old Jackie Short was previously able to complete "a big wash" last...

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