Following the success of Valentine's Day, in which millions of couples were pressured by society to prove they love each other by spending money on nonsense, the Government today revealed a further series of landmark days to remind people to do other everyday things they should be doing anyway. 'Don't be a Dick Day' is next and...
A new report by the NI Department of Employment has sensationally claimed that 'Today is Monday'. The shocking new revelation is based on the findings of top government analysts, who have secretly been studying the lifestyle patterns of Northern...
Hardened drinkers are becoming increasingly confused by the range of alcoholic beverages on offer in pubs and clubs, according to a report published today in local consumer magazine Wha? The article claims that pub goers were more content when limited to...
A report released today by the Department of Social Development has revealed that a staggering 84% of households in Northern Ireland still have at least one leftover Christmas decoration lurking - a full 9 months after the holiday. The study, carried...
Tesco has sensationally joined the Ashers 'Gay Cake' debate by announcing that in future it will only sell 'straight croissants'. The supermarket giant claims that it is bowing to customer demand, saying that homophobic shoppers are unable to cope with...

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