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Thousands of parents across the UK and Ireland are naming their newborns after a controversial online movie streaming app, it has emerged. "'Kodi' is just such a gorgeous name!" revealed new mother Anne Droid from Belfast. "And cos it suits both sexes we didn't...
"Christmas as is a time for giving, a time for getting, a time for forgiving and for forgetting", according to the lyrics of rock legend Cliff Richard's hit Mistletoe and Wine. What he didn't mention is that it's also a time for...
Belfast Fashion Week is underway again, providing local and international designers with an opportunity to showcase their wares, and to predict the styles that everyone will be wearing next marching season. "Belfast people are very fashion conscious," says Italian designer...
The HM Passport Office has confirmed they will be relaxing photo regulations in 2015, to allow the controversial facial expression ‘duckface’. The popular pose was recently revealed to be the main cause of ongoing passport delays and backlogs, forcing...
Everyone has a name whether it's a nice one or something so embarrassing it causes you to change it by deed poll. They say teachers can never name a baby because all the arseholes they've taught have ruined the...
According to popular wisdom Halloween, like Christmas, "is all about the kiddies." This appears to give the "kiddies" the right to run about the place being really annoying, letting off fireworks and throwing eggs at innocent windows. Here at The...
The entire adult population of Northern Ireland are 'basically full of shite' according to a new report out today by the Department of Statistics, Planning and Roadworks. The study, which looked closely at people's behaviour in the run up to...

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