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A Dundonald man who intends to spend the weekend complaining about Northern Ireland's archaic licencing laws on social media rarely leaves the house anyway, it has emerged. "If it wasn't for these ridiculous laws I could be down the pub playing...
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After decades of making covers for books that already had covers in the first place, society today had a moment of collective reflection and asked itself 'Seriously, what the feck are we playing at?' Local father Jim Edco from Newry...
With Christmas just weeks away, families up and down the country are frantically trying to find excuses to avoid each other over the festive period. According to Holly Reith, an unemployed Christmas consultant from Broughshane, this is a tradition that...
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George Best, Alex Higgins, Van Morrison, Eamonn Holmes - Northern Ireland has produced a host of stars who are legends in their chosen fields. However not all greatness gets the recognition it deserves,  May McFettridge being a prime example, so we thought...
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