Having a big hairy arse on show will be the number one trend among hipsters next year, according to Belfast men's magazine, Le Ganch. "We're beginning to see a move away from ginormous beards," says the magazine's style guru Charlie...
With the NI fitness industry enjoying a record boom period, a report out today by the Ministry of Insecurity has revealed that over two-thirds of Ulster's gym members live in constant fear of being mistaken for a chav - either before or after a...
Men who promised to undertake impressive sounding home improvement jobs during lockdown to avoid housework have been given extra time to get off their holes and actually make a start, the Ulster Fry understands.
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People across the Province let out a collective "ye wha?" today after Northern Ireland was declared the 'happiest place in the UK' by a well-being survey. "Ye sure it wasn't a survey of unwell-beings?" joked Tyrone resident Carol Gas. "Sure you canny even get a decent phone...
A County Tyrone business woman has opened what is thought to be the world's first tanning salon aimed at people working in the agricultural industry. "It's a crowded market out there but I think I've spotted a gap," says 24 year...
Large arsed celebrity Kim Kardashian has revealed that the nudey photo she released on Twitter today was part a publicity stunt for her new modelling contract with retail giant Primark. The star flew in to Belfast today to launch the...
As we revealed yesterday, Northern Irish men are the most romantic in the world, so women across the country are now looking for ideas on how to drive their men mad in the bedroom. Juanita Twix from Belfast lifestyle magazine Women’s Problems reveals...
In a last minute effort to entice working class voters ahead of various elections on May 5th, the Tories have announced that all Sundays prior to bank holidays, such as today, are being officially designated for going on the...
Scientists at the University of East Strabane have published new research which claims that the words family and fun should never be used in the same sentence. "We've been studying the 'Family day out' for several years now," says Professor...

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