Hardened drinkers are becoming increasingly confused by the range of alcoholic beverages on offer in pubs and clubs, according to a report published today in local consumer magazine Wha? The article claims that pub goers were more content when limited to...
Local mums lost the run of themselves today as news emerged that it was perfect weather for drying stuff. "I was so lured after I seen the weather forecast this morning!" Tyrone mammy Sian Mills told us. "I'd three loads of washing done by lunchtime, but it dried that...
Last week's we gave you a list of Catholic phrases that no self-respecting Protestant would ever use, and promised you an 'other-ways-round' version. This is it. "The Mainland": When referring to England, Scotland and Wales. The only Catholics who refer to...
A 36 year old Co. Derry man turned himself into police this evening after what authorities have described as a "catastrophic failure" to successfully urinate a shite stain from his lavatory. Gerald Weetabix, a self-employed taxi passenger from Dungiven, had been sent...
It's a well known fact that Northern Irish people have the sexiest accent in the world - you only have to look at the likes of Liam Neeson, Gloria Hunniford and Frostbit Boy. We always have the right word...
The Walking Dead's back tonight, so fans can start getting angry with Rick for not just shooting Negan and being done with it. It's also got us to thinking what might happen if there was a Zombie Apocalypse here...
Farin hallidays. Everyone loves them, but we all end up doing the same old shite. Recognise any of this? Airport beers: The best beers ever. It doesn't matter what time it is, you're on your hallidays so start as you mean...
There were wild Celebrations in a Belfast accountancy firm today after local clerk Robert Basset opened his lunch to reveal a sandwich filled with Quality Street chocolates. "I was gonna dump the pile of leftover junk food so we could...
Centuries of community tensions over parading in NI may soon be a thing of the past, after US celebrity Kendall Jenner revealed she'll be handing out ice cold cans of Pepsi over the Twelfth this year. "I'm heading to Northern Ireland this summer" she revealed on...
A Portadown native who never leaves the house without a Bluetooth headset attached to his ear has been voted the world's most stylish man by top lifestyle magazine Men's Shelf. 44 year old Barry Slacks told us he was delighted...

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