There are growing concerns in religious circles that Antrim housewife Pauline Slooter may be unable to effectively tidy her house before Christmas, leading to fears that the festival may have to be cancelled altogether. The Ulster Fry understands that Mrs...
Hardened drinkers are becoming increasingly confused by the range of alcoholic beverages on offer in pubs and clubs, according to a report published today in local consumer magazine Wha? The article claims that pub goers were more content when limited to...
So it seems the Orange Order has advised Protestants to avoid saying Rest in Peace on the grounds that it's a Catholic thing and not Biblical. That got us to thinking what other things Catholics come out with that should...
We can expect extreme conditions over the coming months as Northern Ireland prepares for some of the most exaggerated weather since local newspaper records began. Temperatures are set to plummet to minus 15/soar into the high-20s as cold/warm winds bring...
Thousands of parents across the UK and Ireland are naming their newborns after a controversial online movie streaming app, it has emerged. "'Kodi' is just such a gorgeous name!" revealed new mother Anne Droid from Belfast. "And cos it suits both sexes we didn't...
Social media giant Facebook unveiled a new range of buttons today, finally allowing its users to express emotions beyond a simple 'like'. The new symbols - Love, Angry, Sad, Haha and Wow - appear when you hold like down on a...
Northern Ireland is being described as "an even bigger bombsite than usual" after inadvertently inviting the rest of the home nations to a massive house party. The crisis follows the release of a report showing that people here spend the...
Star golf player Rory McIlroy is to blow an astonishing £43.60 on an extravagant wedding at a castle in Co. Mayo. The superstar, who is marrying his fiancée, has told close pals that he intends to "pull out all the...
The Balmoral Show was invented in 1896 to allow folk from the sticks to look at "yos an' coos" whilst at the same time being in "the big smoke". However it has now moved to Lisburn, much to the...
As regular readers will know, we here at the Ulster Fry are always keen to do our bit to help the local tourist trade. We are also fond of roundabouts. So, having brought you the Top 10 places to get...

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