As we revealed yesterday, Northern Irish men are the most romantic in the world, so women across the country are now looking for ideas on how to drive their men mad in the bedroom. Juanita Twix from Belfast lifestyle magazine Women’s Problems reveals...
David Cameron today took a break from figuring out how to make people more broke, to announce new legislation to deal with what he has described as "the scourge of made up American stuff on clothing." The moves comes amid growing concerns...
The Northern Ireland Retailers Association has announced that Belfast has officially sold out of all red things after local men suddenly realised that it is Valentine's day tomorrow. "We believe that men have been vaguely planning ahead by getting stuff in today...
People across the country are about to lose their shit it has been revealed, as everyone continues to enquire how everyone else managed to survive two weeks at home - with only 90 cans of lager, 10 litres of...
A local man who possesses a convertible sports car is being "a complete dick" according to everyone who knows him. The unnamed man has apparently been waiting for months for good weather so he can finally take the roof down...
The Irish Emergency Dental Hotline confirmed this morning that an estimated 11,500 kids were suffering toothaches and needed emergency fillings today, but as yet 'no one had been in contact' to make any appointments. "I swear de God son, I'll phone in...
With domestic spiders reaching mammoth proportions, the Tories have had the worrying realisation that millions of gigantic insects will soon qualify for housing benefit under their recent welfare reforms. "At first we thought, brilliant, they are big & ugly enough...
You may still be writing 2016 on things, but it's actually 2017 already. We've been scratching our crystal balls to predict THE big events of the year - they're all here in this handy guide for you to cut...
Belfast Fashion Week is underway again, providing local and international designers with an opportunity to showcase their wares, and to predict the styles that everyone will be wearing next marching season. "Belfast people are very fashion conscious," says Italian designer...
The Northern Ireland Baby Federation has issued a press release this morning which states that its members "categorically deny knowledge of the whereabouts of all of these smiles you're on about." Harry Walker, the 3 month old head of the...

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