After decades of making covers for books that already had covers in the first place, society today had a moment of collective reflection and asked itself 'Seriously, what the feck are we playing at?' Local father Jim Edco from Newry...
In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry, Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt has revealed that the traditional non-recyclable black bin day gets his vote over all other bin days. "No doubt about it," he told us, "It's hard to beat...
Large arsed celebrity Kim Kardashian has revealed that the nudey photo she released on Twitter today was part a publicity stunt for her new modelling contract with retail giant Primark. The star flew in to Belfast today to launch the...
Men couldn't wait for Christmas to be over so they could take all the packaging everyone had left at their arse to the dump, it has emerged. “Going to the dump is the best part of Christmas!” revealed 35 year...
In the latest instalment of our in-depth guides to all things Northern Ireland, we tell you 8 fascinating facts you never knew about County Tyrone. 1. Tyrone is the only Northern Irish county visible from space. That's right, it's the biggest of the six...
The German inventor of the disposable barbecue has admitted that they completely useless for the purpose they are intended. Gustaf von Feuerlichter came up with his iconic invention in 1976, after seeing a family struggle onto the beach at Portstewart...
Whilst Ulster shoppers have long enjoyed buying unpronounceable foreign brands at Lidl, the supermarket chain has only just revealed that its stores on mainland Europe are conversely stocked with Northern Irish products that continental customers have never heard of. "Ze veggie roll ist our favourite!" confirmed German shopper,...
As regular readers will know, we here at the Ulster Fry are always keen to do our bit to help the local tourist trade. We are also fond of roundabouts. So, having brought you the Top 10 places to get...
The people of Northern Ireland are famous the world over for their friendly, welcoming attitude to foreign visitors and their good looks, wit, and charm. They're also famous for being able to start a fight in an empty room, so...
A County Antrim man is celebrating this evening after finally being able to wash almost a year's supply of underpants and get them all dried in one session. 48-year-old Jackie Short was previously able to complete "a big wash" last...

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