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Large arsed celebrity Kim Kardashian has revealed that the nudey photo she released on Twitter today was part a publicity stunt for her new modelling contract with retail giant Primark. The star flew in to Belfast today to launch the...
After a busy morning in which almost everyone posted heart-warming Father's Day messages on social media, Interpol and the PSNI have announced that they are setting up a joint task-force to get to the bottom of multiple conflicting claims of...
Scientists at the University of East Strabane have published new research which claims that the words family and fun should never be used in the same sentence. "We've been studying the 'Family day out' for several years now," says Professor...
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People across NI were "absolutely horrified" today to discover that they do not live in Florida, according to a new report. The revelation came to light earlier after tiny water particles gathered high in the atmosphere above the Province, eventually falling...
We're a pair of big weans here at Ulster Fry Towers, who like nothing better than a good snigger at something which might be a wee bit rude. Because of this, we like to keep our cameras handy in case...
38-year-old Larne man Dixon Parks has spent the last half hour of his day off running about the house like an eejit, setting elaborate decoys to let his wife think he’s done the housework. The civil servant, currently on a day’s...
It's the Belfast marathon tomorrow, and lots of folk have been preparing for the fun runs and relays that go along with the big event itself. As a result everyone's Facebook timeline is full of normally lazy hallions angling after sponsorship for...
Following on from the artistic Tour de Farts that was Part One of our exploration of Norn Irish street art, we bring you the imaginatively named Part Two. Once more we've been lucky enough to persuade Hugo Hamilton, chief critic from...

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