A Co. Armagh businessman has entered the fashionable world of craft spirits by launching what is thought to be the world's first Buckfast infused gin. Craigavon native Gerry McCash told us that he hit on the idea whilst walking his...
Disciples of the hallowed Crisp Sandwich have spoken of their ‘pure torture’ during the 40 days of Lent, after giving up something they love until Easter. Andrew McMenamin from Simply Crispy, the world’s first Crisp Sandwich cafe told us “Yeah you can see the pain...
After a miserable weekend during which the weather only ever stopped raining to go for a pish, a new report from the Department of Meh has revealed that 82% of the population are currently looking forward to getting home and into...
We can expect extreme conditions over the coming months as Northern Ireland prepares for some of the most exaggerated weather since local newspaper records began. Temperatures are set to plummet to minus 15/soar into the high-20s as cold/warm winds bring...
A Dundonald man who intends to spend the weekend complaining about Northern Ireland's archaic licencing laws on social media rarely leaves the house anyway, it has emerged. "If it wasn't for these ridiculous laws I could be down the pub playing...
As Valentine's Day approaches a new international study has revealed that Northern Irish men are the most romantic in the world. We sent our roving reporter out on the streets of Belfast to find out what makes men here such Romeos. "My...
We're a pair of big weans here at Ulster Fry Towers, who like nothing better than a good snigger at something which might be a wee bit rude. Because of this, we like to keep our cameras handy in case...
Farin hallidays. Everyone loves them, but we all end up doing the same old shite. Recognise any of this? Airport beers: The best beers ever. It doesn't matter what time it is, you're on your hallidays so start as you mean...
Following the jubilant scenes of joy and celebration amongst Irish gay couples yesterday, it was back to porridge for straight men today, after everyone's wives & girlfriends unanimously decided that Sweden's Eurovision win was 'a good excuse to hit IKEA'. Across the...
Star golf player Rory McIlroy is to blow an astonishing £43.60 on an extravagant wedding at a castle in Co. Mayo. The superstar, who is marrying his fiancée, has told close pals that he intends to "pull out all the...

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