There were celebrations today after an iconic mural depicting the lyrics of Dana's 1970 Eurovision winning song "All Kinds of Everything" was repainted on the wall of an East Belfast flyover. The mural was controversially over-painted last year, leading to...
There were unpleasant scenes in Belfast city centre today after a parade by the National Union of Mammies (NUM) almost descended into violence. The Mammies were taking part in their annual Mother's Day parade, when they were faced with a...
With the country already at a standstill over recent strike actions, strikers of all sorts have now announced plans to go on strike too.  It began this morning in the world of local football, as goal scorers heaped yet more misery on...
Twenty-seven people were arrested across the Province this morning, as part of a new PSNI operation to stamp-out the illegal ‘rigging’ of domestic electricity meters. The illicit practice has become increasingly popular in recent years, as NIE customers use special...
British Telecom have admitted that hundreds of homes in Northern Ireland have been mistakenly rigged with explosives, after a typo-riddled email instructed their engineers to 'install landmines' at properties across the Province. Diesel McCartney a 47 year old tyre-kicker from Aughnacloy, discovered the...
Traffic chaos engulfed mid-Antrim yesterday, after an elderly couple decided to pass an hour - by going driving for a few hours. Sadie Wollensock and her husband Arthur 'took a notion' for ice-cream yesterday, hopping into their beloved Rover Metro in search...
A Co. Armagh woman has been jailed for two years after her addiction to covering her house in crap decorative signs spilled over into violence. 34 year old Arlene Thomson, who cannot be named for legal reasons, first developed her addiction to the these items...
With the country still recovering from Valentines Day, former loyalist paramilitary leaders are said to be ‘extremely nervous’ today, with the news that an old cassette tape they made decades ago could soon be revealed to the public. The mixtape, which was recorded at...
After a recent poll revealed that men would rather be 'tied up and gagged' than sit through 'all that soppy shite' in the movie version of 50 Shades of Grey, Derry's Strand Cinema have revealed an ambitious plan to entice male viewers to watch the erotic...
A poll conducted by Portavogie University has found that Northern Irish people rate their own accent as the sexiest in Northern Ireland, closely followed by that of the people from Northern Ireland. "Belfast people rate their accent the highest," says Professor Henry...

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