Energy drinks manufacturer Lucozade has been blamed for the disappointing displays of all four 'Home Nations' in the Rugby World Cup. The company's much advertised decision to label their Sport range "for Home Nations only" appears to have backfired dramatically, as first...
As the FIFA corruption scandal rumbles on, the Irish Football Association has offered to spare the governing body's blushes and take over from Qatar as hosts of the 2022 World Cup. "The Qatar bid has been riddled with problems from...
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Within hours of agreeing to appear on Strictly Come Dancing, it has been confirmed that Donegal superstar Daniel O'Donnell will also be fighting in the UFC later this year, squaring off against fellow Irish legend, Conor McGregor. "Well, god bless us...
Animal welfare charities are fearful that small children everywhere will be demanding dancing horses this Christmas, following Great Britain's Gold Medal in yesterday's dressage. Charlotte Dujardin, which is French for something to do with gardens, scooped top spot whilst sitting...
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Following Carl Frampton's stunning win in the early hours of this morning, the World Boxing Association has announced that it's to rename its title in honour of the North Belfast legend. Frampton has been collecting world titles like a prize fighting...
After years of turning up at star-studded events carrying massive wads of cash, Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather are finally set to open current accounts following their half-billion dollar bout, the Ulster Fry has learned. "I'm sick of keeping all my...
Patriotic local golf fans got an unexpected new hero at this week's Irish Open, after historians discovered that US golfer Graeme McDowell's ancestors are actually from the County Antrim town of Portrush. "Well gee-whiz that's fantastic!" McDowell told local press. "My grandpappy used to tell us...
The young boy at the centre of a worldwide search after making Lionel Messi's Argentina shirt from a blue and white plastic bag is now under investigation by local authorities, we can reveal. The young lad has taken emulating the exploits of...

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