Energy drinks manufacturer Lucozade has been blamed for the disappointing displays of all four 'Home Nations' in the Rugby World Cup. The company's much advertised decision to label their Sport range "for Home Nations only" appears to have backfired dramatically, as first...
The young boy at the centre of a worldwide search after making Lionel Messi's Argentina shirt from a blue and white plastic bag is now under investigation by local authorities, we can reveal. The young lad has taken emulating the exploits of...
The stalemate in Northern Irish politics could sensationally be broken by midnight tonight, after an audacious plan emerged to recruit new MLAs on footballs transfer market. "Arlene and Michelle have been disastrous for us upfront." revealed Stormont spokesman, George Worst....
Thousands of football fans across Northern Ireland find themselves in a severe quandary today as their two favourite sides prepare to meet in a Champions League qualifying match. "There's a real cross-over in the fan-base of both clubs," we were told by...
Men are continually taking credit for sports related stuff despite having had no involvement in the actual events, the Ulster Fry has learned. "In pubs across the country right now, men, most of whom have never even travelled to their team's home ground, are banging on...
Thousands of rugby fans around the globe have been hospitalised this evening after England sensationally crashed out of the world cup, following a 33-13 defeat by a Bernard Foley inspired Australia. The crisis began within seconds of the final whistle, in...
Today's Belfast Marathon was sensationally hijacked by the local elections, after the country's main political parties began rerouting runners to support their own agenda. The furore began this morning at around 9.15am, as the first of the 17,000 runners made...
Just days before of their hugely anticipated Las Vegas prize fight, the Ulster Fry has learned that boxing rivals Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are not only fighting for their pride and hundreds of millions in prize money - but also the...
Liverpool are on the lookout for a new disappointing manager after finally running out of excuses not to sack Brendan Rodgers. Liverpool owner John W. Henry told the Ulster Fry that that today's hard fought draw against Everton was the...
Following the announcement that a snowless Beijing will host the 2022 Winter Olympics, Newry, Mourne and Down Council has revealed an audacious bid to bring the 2026 games to the seaside resort of Newcastle. "The Beijing news defies all logic,"...

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