After a spate of disappointing performances in recent golf tournaments which culminated in not making the cut at the Irish Open yesterday, sources close to Rory McIllroy have revealed that the Holywood man is determined to regain his form 'by any means necessary'. Buoyed the famous boost in...
Having spent most of last season impressing the club’s medical staff with his never say die attitude to missing football matches, doctors and physios at West Ham United have been left reeling after a medical scan on the player...
Tony McCoy may have scooped a knighthood and Carl Frampton an MBE, but there will be dismay in Northern Irish sporting circles as it becomes clear which of our local heroes had been overlooked for New Year's Honours. Former...
Following Carl Frampton's stunning win in the early hours of this morning, the World Boxing Association has announced that it's to rename its title in honour of the North Belfast legend. Frampton has been collecting world titles like a prize fighting...
With the country already at a standstill over recent strike actions, strikers of all sorts have now announced plans to go on strike too.  It began this morning in the world of local football, as goal scorers heaped yet more misery on...
After decades of disappointing letdowns from the men’s team, English sports journalists have finally found something worth writing home about after the England Women’s team made the World Cup semi-finals in Canada. England beat the hosts 2-1 over the weekend...
Thousands of football fans across Northern Ireland find themselves in a severe quandary today as their two favourite sides prepare to meet in a Champions League qualifying match. "There's a real cross-over in the fan-base of both clubs," we were told by...
Scandal is rippling through the world of horse racing today, after reports emerged that many of the horses at the festival are involved in a secret underground betting syndicate. "It gets so fecking boring hanging around the stables all day" admitted 4 year old thoroughbred,...
Sofas are said to be in a "high state of readiness" as their owners prepare for the Euro 2016 group matches involving Northern Ireland and the Republic. "Normally, for tournaments like this, we expect to see an increase in the...
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