Rioting has broken out in North Down this morning, as anger over the results of last night's BBC Sports Personality Of The Year result spilled over into violence. The trouble flared after racing driver Lewis Hamilton pipped local boy Rory...
Controversial manager Jose Mourinho has inadvertently found himself manager of North West side Limavady United, after what has been described as 'a simple mix up over plane tickets.' It is understood that the former Chelsea chief was expected to agree...
Outgoing Tory minister Iain Duncan Smith is being lined up to replace Louis van Gaal at Manchester United, The Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal. Smith sensationally stepped down from his role as manager of the Department of Work and Pensions...
Following their double exit from Euro 2016, it has just emerged that dozens of stranded Republic and Northern Ireland fans, most of whom ran out of money weeks ago, have setup a new colony in the south of France. "I haven't a...
Astronomers have warned that the sudden alignment of three major Irish sporting planets could have far reaching consequences for the rest of the galaxy. "Occasionally we see the two Irish football worlds align on the same day" explained Professor Russell Grant from Armagh Planetarium....
The career of veteran Sinn Fein United player Gerry Adams hangs in the balance, after a freak training accident left him with a broken Metatarsal in his foot. The experienced whinger had been on...
Thousands of rugby fans around the globe have been hospitalised this evening after England sensationally crashed out of the world cup, following a 33-13 defeat by a Bernard Foley inspired Australia. The crisis began within seconds of the final whistle, in...
Liverpool are on the lookout for a new disappointing manager after finally running out of excuses not to sack Brendan Rodgers. Liverpool owner John W. Henry told the Ulster Fry that that today's hard fought draw against Everton was the...
Politicians have called for the immediate removal of the Liverpool football flags which have begun appearing on houses here ahead of the Champions League final. "I've had hundreds of complaints from all over the country," said newly elected Alliance MEP...
The UN has stepped in to avert 'a potential humanitarian crisis', by bringing much needed supplies to fans of Northern Ireland and the Republic stranded in France. Now two weeks in, it is understood that many fans are running low...

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