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The young boy at the centre of a worldwide search after making Lionel Messi's Argentina shirt from a blue and white plastic bag is now under investigation by local authorities, we can reveal. The young lad has taken emulating the exploits of...

The stalemate in Northern Irish politics could sensationally be broken by midnight tonight, after an audacious plan emerged to recruit new MLAs on footballs transfer market. "Arlene and Michelle have been disastrous for us upfront." revealed Stormont spokesman, George Worst....

Europe's top football clubs have made shock transfer swoops for some of the biggest names in Northern Irish politics, after an SNP politician claimed that our MPs "are worth more than Ronaldo". Spanish giants Real Madrid made the first move,...

After years of pessimism, Northern Ireland football fans are said to be "reeling" this morning after their team accidentally qualified for Euro 2016 against all the odds. After a stunning 3-1 victory against Greece last night, Northern Ireland sit top...

Thousands of people who completed a small section of today's Belfast Marathon were left even more red-faced today after Belfast City Council officially branded their category the "Fun-Sized Marathon". The move has created major embarrassment for lots of these entrants, many of whom have been feverishly...

Thousands of rugby fans around the globe have been hospitalised this evening after England sensationally crashed out of the world cup, following a 33-13 defeat by a Bernard Foley inspired Australia. The crisis began within seconds of the final whistle, in...

Bookmakers have suspended all betting on Steven Gerrard's next club amid rumours that the Liverpool captain has already agreed terms with local side Lisburn Distillery. The move came after Gerrard was spotted getting off the 238 Goldliner at Sprucefield, before climbing...

Following Carl Frampton's stunning win in the early hours of this morning, the World Boxing Association has announced that it's to rename its title in honour of the North Belfast legend. Frampton has been collecting world titles like a prize fighting...

Following the disappointment of Paddy Barnes getting his pan knocked in today, Northern Ireland's gold medal hopes received a well needed boost with the announcement that Marching will become an official sport at the 2020 games in Tokyo. "The IOC were really impressed by our presentation"...

The world football authorities have admitted that their massively complicated second place play-off formula was specifically designed to ensure that the two teams in Ireland wouldn't meet at any point. "It was OK when Northern Ireland was vaguely shit," says Hans...