Boris Johnson has surprised political observers by sacking Northern Ireland Secretary Julian Smith and replacing him with a handmade puppet. Mr Smith's sacking has raised eyebrows in the Province as he appeared to...
DUP leader Arlene Foster has stunned her supporters by admitting that both she and her party have been secretly campaigning for a United Ireland for decades. The First Minister told reporters that she'd...
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With the Assembly back up and running again, the writers of the Ulster Fry have been shocked to learn that they must now translate their website into Irish and Ulster Scots. Agus an...
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Despite months of sweet talking us, calling to our house and sliding up and down polls trying to get our attention, NI voters are more interested in English political parties - even though we can never get with them. "Wanting...
The increasingly bitter election campaign took an unusual twist today after it emerged that leaflets linking the DUP and Sinn Fein have been distributed across Belfast. The badly made flyers make a series of outrageous allegations about the parties, saying...
Amid growing shock and outrage over what has been dubbed "Pissgate" - the admission by Sinn Fein candidate John Finucane that he was caught having a slash in the street - local politicians have rallied round to confirm that...
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