Theatre-goers and political pundits are in for a treat today as the long-running Stormont on Ice show returns for an astonishing 378th successive performance. The show sees some of Northern Ireland's greatest play-actors don their ice skates in what has...
With prominent MLAs like Edwin Poots and Steven Agnew using the local media to tout themselves for work, local businesses are said to be 'falling over themselves' to employ our under-worked, but highly qualified, political representatives. Here's our top 8...
As video footage of Britain First's Jayda Fransen sitting in Belfast Lord Mayor's chair sweeps the internet, City Council officers have admitted that several other incidents of known extremists sitting in the same position have been discovered. "Following this blatant...
Northern Irish politicians made an rare appearance at Stormont today to attend the 1st birthday party of getting paid for doing nothing, the Ulster Fry has learned. "My mammy is coming back for me at three o clock," squealed an...
Northern Ireland's politicians are to get a dose of reality when the next talks session gets underway, with a proposal to jam them all into a corner in an over-crowded A&E waiting room until they can come to some...
The Prime Minister is privately worried that she won't be able to get the UK's house in order in time for Christmas, The Ulster Fry has learned. "The whole place is in shite," she told us. "Every time I think...
After seeing a plan that would see Northern Ireland remain in the Single Market shot down by the DUP, an exasperated Theresa May has tabled proposals that would allow everyone in the UK to choose their own individually tailored...
Hopes for a prosperous budget were dashed today after Chancellor Phillip Hammond arrived in Downing Street carrying the budget in a bag from Lidl. "The old red brief case is worth a clean fortune" revealed Conservative spokeswoman, Tori Bastard. "So...
After voting to give two parties who literally can't agree on anything the power to run the country, everyone in Northern Ireland is reportedly "very upset and annoyed" today, after discovering that they have failed to reach agreement again. "This has really taken us...
Civil servants have revealed an audacious plan to raise money from the never-ending talks at Stormont, by allowing voters to call a special "dirty" phone line and listen in to the politicians at work. "These talks have been going on...

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