Everyone loves a good night out on the rip, except Jim Allister obviously, but while we're out spilling pints over ourselves we all forget that it has to end at some point and sleep will be required. Sadly, knocking back...
It's a well known fact that Northern Irish people have the sexiest accent in the world - you only have to look at the likes of Liam Neeson, Gloria Hunniford and Frostbit Boy. We always have the right word...
Whilst Facebook is great for finding out what people are up to without actually talking to them, it’s a minefield of ejjits saying stuff you probably couldn’t give two shites about! Here’s a wee Ulster Fry’s guide on how to...
Hollywood superstar Liam Neeson has been urged to come home and sort the country out today, after a video appeared online in which he appears to make perfect sense, doesn't repeatedly blame themuns or show anyone in their pyjamas. Mr Neeson is backing a campaign to replace Northern...
In most democracies people have elections every four or five years, but in Northern Ireland they've become an annual event. Needless to say, this is a very dangerous time for your average citizen, as at any point the doorbell might...
One of the frustrations of being from Northern Ireland is being mistaken for English or Scottish people when we're away foreign. Sure we speak roughly the same language, but we're far better looking, funnier and more attractive to the opposite...
2016’s been a weird year, so since we’ve had nothing better to do we thought we’d find a weird way to review it. After existing on a diet of sausage rolls, leftover After-Eights and Baileys for the last few...
Spide Man After being bitten by someone off their ballix on legal highs, nerdy student Paddy Parker begins to lead a double life. A geeky teachers pet by day, a pain-in-the-hole social deviant who would drive you up the walls...
As if Monday's weren't bad enough already some miserable hoor had the bright idea to designate one as the worst Monday of the entire year. Sadly that day is today. We don't believe in superstition though because we think it's unlucky, so here are TEN reasons why...
Right folks, the Great Ulster Fryathlon is still going strong and we need one big last push to reach our goal.  We sprinted past the half-way mark, but there is still a wee bit to go. To help us over the last few hurdles...

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