An article released today by satirical website the Ulster Fry is reportedly costing Northern Ireland employers 'a clean fortune', as lazy-arsed employees read it whilst pretending to busy. "Aye I'm supposed to be doing something in a spreadsheet or some...
Bakers from Ulster's two main communities joined forces today, after news that pudgy pastry peddlers, Greggs, were set to open 50 stores across Northern Ireland. Gordon Snowball, from P.A.S.T.I.E, the Protestant Association of Stuffing Tastyness Into Everything, told the Ulster Fry that they'd 'been...
Office staff across Northern Ireland are today growing increasingly concerned that alarming levels of 'boring work stuff' is having a negative impact upon their Facebook productivity. Data input clerk, Owen Idle, complained, "The audacity of them to expect me to earn the money...
Employers across the globe have been alerted to a worldwide job application scam, with millions of people everywhere claiming to have qualifications from fictional academic institutions. Antrim man Kevin Spratt failed to land a job with a top Belfast law firm this week, after thorough background checks into his CV failed...
With the car industry already steeped in crisis following the Volkswagen emission scandal, Belfast car dealership Charles Hurst has poured more yet fuel on the fire by announcing they are recalling their fly-on-the-wall BBCNI documentary, House of Cars. The move comes...
There was much hissing and jeering from travelling fans yesterday, after news that Belfast City Council had invented some lame excuse to monopolise car parking at George Best City Airport and put a cheaper parking alternative out of business. "We're delighted to find a...
Amid growing concerns about childhood obesity, supermarket giant Tesco has revealed that it plans to pull kids soft drinks Ribena and Capri Sun from the shelves. Gavin Stunt, Tesco's Head of Bizarre Ideas, agreed to meet our reporters to...
As the Merchant Hotel launches their new water menu, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that the swanky hotel hipsters are set to cause an even bigger stir by unveiling a new oxygen selection for customers. Here's a sneak...
Following years of success for southern Irish flight providers Aer Lingus and Ryanair, a consortium of Northern Irish business men have setup their own rival airline, in a bid to capitalise on growing a trend amongst local people for 'going places' and 'doing...
Owners of Army Surplus stores in Northern Ireland are celebrating after a week which brought "dressing like an paramilitary arsehole" back onto the high street. The news comes after we saw three amusingly sunglassed Loyalists put on a display of antique weaponry on...

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