UTV bosses have made an audacious move for out-of-favour Top Gear front man Jeremy Clarkson, in a football style swap deal. It is understood that the controversial star could soon take the reins on UTV's Lesser Spotted Ulster, with the latter's...
BBC sports pundit Mark Sidebottom's bottom is in the same place as everyone else's bottom, an investigative study by top scientists has revealed. "We've been looking into Mr Sidebottom's bottom for several months," says leading biologist Anil Kavity, "and we've...
The entertainment world was united in grief today after the passing of Agnes Braithwaite, the woman described as having "the loudest laugh in show business." Born in 1952 to a working class East Belfast family, Agnes McIlroy, as she was...
There is widespread panic amongst people with questionable taste in music after pop-star Ed Sheeran was arrested ahead of his Belfast concert, suspected of brutally murdering his entire back catalogue of music. "We used to really like Ed" confirmed arresting...
The inexplicable decision of the British public to vote Mrs Brown's Boys the best sitcom of the 21st century has resulted in the immediate suspension of voting rights in the UK. The UN stepped in this morning to effectively abolish...
The producers of ITV primetime show "Britain's Got Talent" have been conning the public for years, according to a judgement released yesterday by TV watchdog Ofcom. The ruling follows concerns that last year's winner Jules O'Dwyer and her dog Matisse had in...
Daytime TV legend Henry Kelly has waded into the Brexit debate by claiming that the UK wouldn't have voted leave if his pan-European quiz show Going For Gold was still on the air. We bumped into the down-at-heel former quiz...
Following today's shock announcement that Eamonn Holmes is leaving Sky News, the Ulster Fry has learned that he's sensationally set to continue his breakfast news dynasty, except at home, over breakfast. "I can't be arsed doing thon London commute at the skrake of dawn anymore"  he...
The tourism industry here got a much needed shot in the arm today with the announcement that our food suppliers have joined forces to launch a theme park based on the delicacies which make eating out here so special. It is understood...
Cult TV show Robot Wars returns to our screens this evening, but has been given a radical revamp due to the demands of pedantic insurance companies. Gone are the spinning circular saws, swinging axes and sharp spikes, replaced with slightly overheating tumble...

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