After a recent poll revealed that men would rather be 'tied up and gagged' than sit through 'all that soppy shite' in the movie version of 50 Shades of Grey, Derry's Strand Cinema have revealed an ambitious plan to entice male viewers to watch the erotic...
A Kickstarter project promising to crowd-fund the services of an international assassin to take out celebrity shitehawk, Katie Hopkins, has set a new record on the site as the quickest start-up idea ever conceived. The campaign which began with a target goal of £100,000 has received 250...
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There are fears of a mass boycott of tonight's Academy Awards amid growing anger that Northern Irish actors have once again been overlooked in the nominations. "It's criminal that the stars from back home have been passed over, again ," says our Hollywood...
With her world tour kicking off in Belfast last night, Adele surprised her Northern Irish fans with a new localised version of her massive hit single, 'Hello' - entitled 'Bout Ye' "Sure everyone is sick the back teeth of the original now" Adele told the...
Spoiler Alert! The newly released trailer for the next series of Game of Thrones has revealed just how hard the widely rumoured budget cuts have hit the flagship HBO show. Gone are the lavish CGI effects of previous seasons, with viewers instead...
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