Following a series of diminishing returns at the box-office, The Ulster Fry have discovered that former Autobots leader, Optimus Prime, has been forced to take a lowly minimum-wage job as a Translink Metro Bus. Metrobus Prime's exact route is a...
Translink have confirmed that the recent fare increases are to pay for the design of new Metro Bus timetables.  The redesign is due to be carried out by the Blue Reading Group from Mrs Hegarty’s P1 class at Ballyhackamore Infant...
Controversial weatherman Frank Mitchell has admitted responsibility for the so-called “weather bomb” which has ravaged parts of Northern Ireland. The former School Around the Corner presenter revealed it was part of an on-going campaign that he has been conducting...
Relationships between town and country were put under strain this morning after it emerged that police have uncovered an ancient All-Ireland cattle smuggling operation masquerading as amateur sports enthusiasts. The bust started innocently when police were called to a student house in...

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