There is growing consternation in Republican circles today amid rumours that several senior members of Sinn Fein, including leader Gerry Adams, have accepted awards in the Queen's Birthday Honours list. The information came to light after Mr Adams tweeted a photo of himself alongside...
The residents of Lurgan were flung into a frenzy this morning after being forced to celebrate Christmas a day early. The mishap occurred after local councillor William Street mistakenly ate the 23rd of December on the town’s Peppa Pig advent...
The so-called ‘Gay Cake’ at the centre of Northern Ireland’s latest equality row has finally broken its silence on the controversy in an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry. “Not that it’s anyone’s business, or it makes a jot of...
Political talks at Stormont were dealt a huge setback yesterday, after news emerged of the senseless shooting of a U2 video in Belfast. Police were called to a scene near Donegall Road yesterday, after residents reported seeing a number of actors...
People across the Province woke up with nothing to say to each other today, after a recent YouGov Poll discovered that 98% of NI were actually ‘all set for Christmas’ – thus rendering 117% of December's conversations null and...
Police in Belfast are becoming concerned that they will soon be unable to identify criminals, due to the increasingly high levels of beards sported by young men in the city. According to a study conducted for the PSNI by Larne...
Following a series of diminishing returns at the box-office, The Ulster Fry have discovered that former Autobots leader, Optimus Prime, has been forced to take a lowly minimum-wage job as a Translink Metro Bus. Metrobus Prime's exact route is a...
Translink have confirmed that the recent fare increases are to pay for the design of new Metro Bus timetables.  The redesign is due to be carried out by the Blue Reading Group from Mrs Hegarty’s P1 class at Ballyhackamore Infant...
Controversial weatherman Frank Mitchell has admitted responsibility for the so-called “weather bomb” which has ravaged parts of Northern Ireland. The former School Around the Corner presenter revealed it was part of an on-going campaign that he has been conducting...
Relationships between town and country were put under strain this morning after it emerged that police have uncovered an ancient All-Ireland cattle smuggling operation masquerading as amateur sports enthusiasts. The bust started innocently when police were called to a student house in...

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