A Newtownards woman is said to be "in shock, but otherwise unharmed" after she inadvertently conjured up Satan whilst shopping in her local branch of Argos. 43 year old Agnes Toucan visited the store in search of new of curling tongs,...
There was widespread panic across Northern Ireland last night, as Mother Nature unleashed what journalists have described as a "Massive Snow Explosion" . The extent of the weather chaos was matched only by the wildness of the celebrations in...
The Department of Culture, Arts and Leisure has unveiled a new fund to support the replacement of Troubles related wall murals around the country with new, positive images. Announcing the scheme, actor Liam Neeson told reporters that these kind of images must...
Following reports that The Sun newspaper was dropping their long running ‘Page 3’ feature, Ulster’s media outlets have jumped at the opportunity to increase their own sales - by bringing the popular topless column to the NI market. As news broke that...
The reputation of Ulster’s teachers took a knock this morning, with the publication of a report that suggests NI kids ‘haven’t a f**king clue what they are talking about’. The news will come as a blow to many patriotic Ulster parents,...
Health chiefs have said that services are stretched to "breaking point" after an unprecedented influx of so-called patients to Accident and Emergency departments up and down the country. "This morning it seemed like everyone in Northern Ireland felt the need to...
Mammies across Tyrone were distraught this morning, after one of the county's main wind turbines collapsed suddenly, leaving many homes in the area without sufficient wind to dry clothes. The turbine, which was standing on Murley mountain near Fintona, came...
There is growing consternation in Republican circles today amid rumours that several senior members of Sinn Fein, including leader Gerry Adams, have accepted awards in the Queen's Birthday Honours list. The information came to light after Mr Adams tweeted a photo of himself alongside...
The residents of Lurgan were flung into a frenzy this morning after being forced to celebrate Christmas a day early. The mishap occurred after local councillor William Street mistakenly ate the 23rd of December on the town’s Peppa Pig advent...
The so-called ‘Gay Cake’ at the centre of Northern Ireland’s latest equality row has finally broken its silence on the controversy in an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry. “Not that it’s anyone’s business, or it makes a jot of...

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