Today's Belfast Marathon was sensationally hijacked by the local elections, after the country's main political parties began rerouting runners to support their own agenda. The furore began this morning at around 9.15am, as the first of the 17,000 runners made...
The world of politics has been turned on its head with news that the normally middle of the road Alliance Party has been torn apart by a new dissident terrorist organization, calling itself the Continuity Alliance Party (CAP). It is...
UUP leader Mike Nesbitt has waded into the growing debate about the widespread availability of internet pornography by announcing that, if elected to Westminster, his party will lobby for the return of 1970s style filth. "In the 21st Century the average...
In a surprising move the DUP have decided to adopt a "let's make up mad shite" approach to policy, by announcing that they propose to build a tunnel under the Irish Sea to Scotland. "We've been reading the Ulster Fry...
A relatively unknown election candidate has leap-frogged into pole-position for the hotly contested Belfast South seat today - after he promised voters 'a free burrito'. Liam Rice, an independent running on his own ticket in the local elections, unveiled his unique manifesto promise at lunchtime...
Hard-line unionism was shaken to its core today, after new opinion poll data revealed that many people who voted for the TUV in recent elections - actually thought they were picking their favourite TV channel. "Aye, I was raging with myself when I realised my...
In the light of the recent spate of racially motivated attacks in Belfast, the Department of Justice has announced plans to re-designate racist, sectarian and homophobic 'hate crimes' as 'dickhead crimes' for future prosecutions. Unveiling the plans, Alliance Minister David...
The DUP has launched an audacious proposal to put Northern Ireland back on the economic map, this time as a global centre for the international face painting industry. "We have seen huge growth in the face painting sector since 2006," says North...
In the light of the recent furore over the naming of a children's play park after Hunger Striker Raymond McCreesh, the Sinn Fein leadership has unveiled an election promise to build an entire theme park based around the Republican...
Northern Ireland moved into an exciting new era this week, as the country took a huge leap forward of societal progress - with the opening of a petrol station at the side of a motorway. Apple Green, the roadside services chain with outlets throughout the...

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