Health chiefs have said that services are stretched to "breaking point" after an unprecedented influx of so-called patients to Accident and Emergency departments up and down the country. "This morning it seemed like everyone in Northern Ireland felt the need to...
There is growing consternation in Republican circles today amid rumours that several senior members of Sinn Fein, including leader Gerry Adams, have accepted awards in the Queen's Birthday Honours list. The information came to light after Mr Adams tweeted a photo of himself alongside...
Citizens across the Province were left ‘raging’ today, after phones started ringing off the wall from companies asking them if they’d ever been mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance. The calls started early this morning, after news emerged that Stormont chiefs had...
An anonymous member of the Stormont Executive has revealed that the annual round of cross-party talks is in reality a front for a massive political piss-up. "Everyone tries to fit in sneaky work pints during the run up to Christmas," said our...
DUP leader Peter Robinson dramatically destroyed his vast collection of Star Wars toys this morning, after learning the disappointing news that his beloved Imperial Forces were now recruiting black people. The trailer for the highly anticipated seventh entry in the...

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