Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness believes that undercover ‘estate agents’ may be threatening the sale process of his house. Mr McGuinness told supporters, "I think serious questions have to be asked about the sale of my bungalow, particularly as we...
New Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn intends to bring together the world's top Jeremys as he bids to become the next Prime Minister, the Ulster Fry has learned. Vastly popular among ordinary Labour Party members but loathed by its MPs, Corbyn is acutely...
Thousands of people have taken to the streets of Northern Ireland this evening after it was announced that their beloved leader, Peter Robinson, had "stepped aside" as First Minister. With Stormont on the brink of collapse, angry protests have been reported across the...
Following today's surprising announcement from the UUP that it intends to withdraw its Minister from the Stormont Executive, thousands of employees around Northern Ireland have been inspired to follow suit, and simply stop going to work. "This is great news," said...
Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams has told reporters that boy band One Direction "no longer exists" and is "is not involved in any musical activity." The statement follows the allegations last week that the shadowy group is still fully operational, despite...
Ever wonder how the two main parties here know how to react in a crisis? They simply rush to one of Stormont's Accusation Stations™ and select one of their default settings. As the controversy over possible Provo involvement in the...
East Antrim MP, Sammy Wilson, is stepping down from his role as an MLA to focus on his acting career it has been revealed. In an interview with BBCNI today, Mr Wilson admitted he has long dreamt of treading the boards and...
Local Facebook pages were inundated with intellectual & balanced commentary yesterday when Derry and Strabane Council voted to try to change the city's name after centuries of bickering about it. However contrary to reports that 'London' would be dropped from Londonderry, we can reveal that...
After yet more appalling scenes in North Belfast last night, the British government has brought forward plans to construct a new 80,000 seater stadium in the Titanic Quarter - designed specifically to host controversial Orange parades. "Aye we've been thinking...
Long considered the last bastion of honour, generosity and self-sacrifice, the public perception of local politicians has been badly tarnished this week, following revelations that one of them might be a manipulative, money-grabbing twat who is willing to use their elected influence to accumulate...

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