The more observant among you will have noticed that our councillors have been appearing in local papers more often recently, pointing at potholes and telling everyone what a great job they did getting a toilet opened for an extra...
With the Brexit process facing yet more delays, the UK government are considering allowing Northern Ireland public transport company Translink to oversee the timetable for exiting the EU. "This Brexit thing is taking ages to sort out," confirmed Theresa May....
The on-going political shenanigans at Westminster took an unusual twist today when it emerged that top Tories have invited Arlene Foster and Michelle O'Neill to take over from embattled UK Prime Minister Theresa May. "It's clear that Mrs May has...
March 12th. Woke up this morning feeling really liberal and respectful. I think I'll make a big banner that tells everyone how respectful I am, and demand that they respect it. March 13th. Been singing that Aretha Franklin song all day. R.E.S.P.E.C.T,...
A proposal to give all MPs a massive boot up the hole has been passed by 542 votes to 3 in a special evening sitting of the House of Common People. The decision follows another "meaningful vote" in Westminster, which...
The UK's top scientist has warned that the on-going Brexit stalemate may have far reaching ramifications for the official launch of this year's quare stretch in the evenings. Speaking exclusively to The Ulster Fry, Professor Brian Cox expressed concern that...
Following the comments of EU Council President Donald Tusk, in which he said there was a special place in hell for those who campaigned for Brexit without a plan, Satan has come forward to reveal he is planning accommodation...
Wales could be ceded to the Republic of Ireland under new Brexit proposals leaked to The Ulster Fry. The news follows reports that 47% of the UK population has now applied for an Irish passport, with officials in Dublin admitting...
With a vote of no confidence set to decide the future of Theresa May later tonight, Santa Claus has piled pressure on the beleaguered PM by admitting that even he doesn't believe in her anymore. "I wrote a letter of...
UK politics looks set for further disarray after Prime Minister Theresa May decided to phone in to her line manager, the Queen, and tell her that she isn't feeling great and will be off for ''at least a couple...

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