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Talks at Stormont have taken another twist after the DUP demanded that Protestants should also be able to paint their foreheads with cultural symbolism tomorrow, in what one party source has nicknamed "Sash Wednesday". "If Catholics are allowed to come...
In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry, outgoing Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams has revealed that he intends to spend his retirement 'telling the real story of the troubles'. "It's important that people know the truth," he told us....
The UK will be allowed to sleep in the garden for two years after leaving the EU, the Brussels Chief negotiator Michel Barnier has revealed. "This will be part of a transition process," he explained, "You will be allowed in the...
Theatre-goers and political pundits are in for a treat today as the long-running Stormont on Ice show returns for an astonishing 378th successive performance. The show sees some of Northern Ireland's greatest play-actors don their ice skates in what has...
With prominent MLAs like Edwin Poots and Steven Agnew using the local media to tout themselves for work, local businesses are said to be 'falling over themselves' to employ our under-worked, but highly qualified, political representatives. Here's our top 8...
As video footage of Britain First's Jayda Fransen sitting in Belfast Lord Mayor's chair sweeps the internet, City Council officers have admitted that several other incidents of known extremists sitting in the same position have been discovered. "Following this blatant...

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