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Boris Johnson claims to have negotiated a "great new deal" with the EU, which could see Brexit go ahead on October 31. It's all very confusing, so our panel of experts is on hand to answer all your questions. Where...
Boris Johnson is set to unveil audacious plans for a string of inflatable customs posts along the Northern Irish border. In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry the Prime Minister revealed what he called  the 'ultimate Soft Border solution'. "Look,...
Former Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams has denied that there are any stories in the paper today about him denying IRA membership. Mr Adams was speaking to a press conference launching The Gerry Adams Guide to Kittens, the latest book...

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