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Following the disappointment of Paddy Barnes getting his pan knocked in today, Northern Ireland's gold medal hopes received a well needed boost with the announcement that Marching will become an official sport at the 2020 games in Tokyo. "The IOC were really impressed by our presentation"...

With grim stories about the shoddy facilities at the Olympic Village in Rio still emerging just hours before the opening ceremony, the IOC have admitted it's design is based on County Tyrone. "When we were asked to build a 'village' we panicked" admitted Brazilian architect, Flavio Flavela....

Following Carl Frampton's stunning win in the early hours of this morning, the World Boxing Association has announced that it's to rename its title in honour of the North Belfast legend. Frampton has been collecting world titles like a prize fighting...

With it looking increasingly likely that his country's entire team may be banned from competing at the Rio Olympics due to systematic misuse of banned substances, Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that Moscow will host its own event -...

Following their double exit from Euro 2016, it has just emerged that dozens of stranded Republic and Northern Ireland fans, most of whom ran out of money weeks ago, have setup a new colony in the south of France. "I haven't a...

Nigel Farage's decision to quit as leader of UKIP is a ploy to allow him to take over as manager of the English national football team, the Ulster Fry can reveal. Sources close to the rubber faced celebrity bigot say that...

The UN has stepped in to avert 'a potential humanitarian crisis', by bringing much needed supplies to fans of Northern Ireland and the Republic stranded in France. Now two weeks in, it is understood that many fans are running low...

Sofas are said to be in a "high state of readiness" as their owners prepare for the Euro 2016 group matches involving Northern Ireland and the Republic. "Normally, for tournaments like this, we expect to see an increase in the...

With Euro 2016 just days away, the IFA have dealt Northern Ireland fans a huge blow by announcing they mistakenly requested a consignment of wrinkle-free formal shirts instead of the team's official football jersey. "Due to a communication mixup when ordering we've received a container of 'Non Iron' shirts...

Despite attending the gym regularly and being in what one fitness expert called 'good nick', 28 year old Latspread McCafferty has shocked the fitness world today by announcing that he will not be competing in a bodybuilding competition this summer. The bizarre decision has sparked panic...