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Attempts by the US Central Intelligence Agency to monitor fundamentalist groups in Northern Ireland by hacking so-called 'Smart' devices such as TVs and Phones have failed miserably, security sources have revealed. "Basically this involves accessing the device's microphone or camera,"...
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Following NATO intervention to block Russian warships from refuelling in Spain earlier today, The Ulster Fry has learned that the fleet were then diverted to the Derry/Donegal border to fill up at the world famous Top Muff Filling Station. "Vladimir Putin is a cunning and...
Ireland’s national day of getting pissed and singing songs they only half know the words to was thrown into crisis this morning, after historians pointed out that St Patrick was in fact a Brit. “Ah f**k, I think they actually...
US Politicians set aside their differences today to welcome news that the famous Maine Lemonade Christmas lorry had finally arrived in their divided country. "Your Maine Lemonade is part of the fabric of an American Christmas," outgoing President Barack Obama...

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