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The Northern Ireland Tourist Board has issued an open invitation to controversial nude mountaineer, Eleanor Hawkins, to 'come over here and get her kit off on the Mournes' The English climber was arrested with three friends after they posted photos...

With riots sweeping the U.S. following the election of Donald Trump, protests have now reached our shores with the PSNI reporting 'historically accurate civil unrest' at the Ulster American Folk Park. "The election of Trump is an affront to the memory of Ulster emigrants...

With mass attendances dwindling, the Vatican launched a bold move to win over millennials today, releasing a new 'Ash Wednesday' filter on Instagram. "Young ones don't like getting off their ass never mind going...

Local hospitals are gearing up for a flood of severely disheartened travellers after the Lonely Planet Guide named Northern Ireland as the world's top destination for 2018. Doctors fear an outbreak of a rare disease called Underwhelmed Tourist Syndrome, which can flare up when the...

Royal observers are said to be "stunned" today, after Prince Harry and his bride to be Meghan Markle announced that they had moved their wedding from Windsor Castle to Windsor Park. "It has a better atmosphere, and is closer to...

There are growing fears that the crisis in the Ukraine may have spread to Northern Ireland after Russian troops began mobilising on the Carrickfergus/Larne border. There have been several sightings of military jets close to Larne airspace, and gunboats...

The Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-Moon has raised fears that the world will soon run out of plastic, because you have most of it in your kitchen. "Our inspectors have been secretly examining the homes of people in...

Traders at Nutt’s Corner market have turned the tables on their continental counterparts by taking their unique blend of goods and services to Germany for the Christmas season. Berliners have been flocking to experience the delights offered by the Ulster...

Tonight's meteor shower is set become the most watched in human history, after all the space-rocks involved were named after infamous celebrity douchebags in an attempt to make it more appealing to the general public. The event happens every August as Earth...

A gathering of religious thinkers has accepted that the existence of Sammy Wilson means that it is 'highly unlikely' there is any kind of supreme creator in heaven. Leaders from all the main world religions attended the meeting, which was...