The Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-Moon has raised fears that the world will soon run out of plastic, because you have most of it in your kitchen.
"Our inspectors have been secretly examining the homes of people in...
A local man has fainted with fear this morning, after opening his Cadburys Easter egg - to find the face of Jesus miraculously carved on the inside of one of the shells.
45 year old Pogues McGilloway had planned to...
The world of Information Technology was plunged into mourning today after the untimely death of one of its greatest figures.
According to his family Brian Sturgeon, also know as Brain Surgeon, died at 6am this morning "after a shirt I'll...
Within minutes of last night's controversial Westminster vote to commence bombing Syria, local members of the Regional Arguments Force quickly scrambled to their sofas to launch strategic strikes on their perceived opponents - despite understanding very little about what...
With Gareth currently causing property damage and travel chaos across the country, his mum has told the Ulster Fry that he's grounded when he gets home.
"He was always such a good boy, I don't where I went wrong!" a...
In what has been hailed as a major breakthrough in East/West relations, US President Donald Trump is to fly to Northern Ireland to meet his North Korean counterpart Kim Jong Un.
It is understood that diplomats have arranged for the...
As you may have noticed, for it's been on the news, there's some kind of election in America.
It seems to be quite important so we've been looking into it.
What is it?
It's to see who'll be President of America -...
Following news that four new episodes of Game of Thrones were leaked online, allegations have now emerged that the Northern Irish extras used on the show are at the centre of the piracy scandal. It is believed HBO's investigators made...
With scandal engulfing the United States following Donald Trump’s travel ban, the DUP today unveiled an updated election manifesto which proposes a similar scheme in Northern Ireland.
“The first country we’ll ban will be the Republic of Ireland of course!”...
Following the announcement of a drive-thru Ash Wednesday at a church in Galway, an Armagh chapel are going one better with a scheme that will additionally wash and shine your car for charity.
‘Car wAsh Wednesday’ is the brainchild of Father Paul Pitt...
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