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With Gareth currently causing property damage and travel chaos across the country, his mum has told the Ulster Fry that he's grounded when he gets home. "He was always such a good boy, I don't where I went wrong!" a...
The Pope and President Trump hit it off so well during their meeting last week that they decided to go on holidays together - right here in Northern Ireland! The powerful pair also agreed to review some of our best known visitor...
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Following the worldwide breaking news that two leading chocolate brands are getting recalled in 55 countries, the Ulster Fry has discovered that an embarrassing administrative error has seen millions of pairs of big lady pants arriving at Mars' European headquarters instead. "We were trying to rush out an...
With riots sweeping the U.S. following the election of Donald Trump, protests have now reached our shores with the PSNI reporting 'historically accurate civil unrest' at the Ulster American Folk Park. "The election of Trump is an affront to the memory of Ulster emigrants...
With social media increasingly becoming a place to rant about religion, racism, politics and twitchy eyed conspiracy theories, Facebook are set to introduce some revolutionary new features which they hope will make reading your newsfeed less of a pain in the...
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