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With scandal engulfing the United States following Donald Trump’s travel ban, the DUP today unveiled an updated election manifesto which proposes a similar scheme in Northern Ireland. “The first country we’ll ban will be the Republic of Ireland of course!”...
As British media outlets keep the nation safe by reporting immigration problems like  terrorist attacks, the UK government has taken swift action to avoid further foreign invasion, by hiring a team of immigration specialists from abroad. "Our country is at breaking point!"...
Fans of free speech had their throats ripped out by Satan this morning, after the Prince of Darkness instructed his solicitors to take legal action against a rogue satirical website, TheUlsterFry.com. A letter from Satan's lawyers (attached) claims that an article published on...
With social media increasingly becoming a place to rant about religion, racism, politics and twitchy eyed conspiracy theories, Facebook are set to introduce some revolutionary new features which they hope will make reading your newsfeed less of a pain in the...
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As the world struggles to come to terms with the horrific events in Paris last night, politicians, the press, celebrities and the dogs in the street have raced to Social Media to find someone to blame. The geopolitical experts at...

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