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US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has stirred further controversy by telling a packed audience in New York that he'd build a wall around the Northern Ireland town of Lisburn. "We will build a wall around Lisburn, and we will make...
An exhaustive investigation by The Ulster Fry Insight Team has uncovered convincing evidence that "High Street" Christmas Clubs are secretly recruiting members for terrorist groups across the globe. The clubs, supposedly designed to allow families to save for Christmas, have...
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A County Armagh man has has travelled to the USA to make a unique offer to the people of that troubled country - to personally knock the smug look off Donald Trump's fat face. 48 year old Declan Flannery arrived...
The mysterious lack of staff on the tills of Lidl stores has finally been explained, after an undercover investigation conducted by The Ulster Fry revealed that they are all out the back running a global network of secret agents. Our...
As Russian diplomats are expelled across Europe in their droves, a UK government source has claimed that they are also to blame for the collapse of power-sharing in Northern Ireland. "Sure Northern Ireland used to have really warm tropical weather"...

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