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The world of science has been turned on its head by the findings of a new study conducted by scientists at Caledon Institute of Technology, better known as Caltech. The Co. Tyrone boffins have apparently spent the last few months...

The Vatican has unveiled a surprising Easter Egg of their own this year, by announcing a most unexpected partnership with confectionery giant Cadbury's. In the latest of his odd liberal acts, the new ‘cool’ pontiff has, after months of planning...

Following years of research and development by emotionally unstable, passive-aggressive drunks, experts have finally recognised gin drinking as a new branch of science. "Consuming gin is now so complex and sophisticated that you need masters degree in chemistry to make...

Citizens of earth went clean buck mental today, after world renowned website, The Ulster Fry, announced that today was the first birthday of world renowned website, The Ulster Fry. Dignitaries the world over congratulated the website for reaching the historic milestone with messages of...

The world of journalism has been turned on its head amid claims that controversial Sun columnist Katie Hopkins has been secretly smuggling shite into the nation's media for years. The allegations came to light after Ms Hopkins plumbed new depths of 'journalism' with...

With Gareth currently causing property damage and travel chaos across the country, his mum has told the Ulster Fry that he's grounded when he gets home. "He was always such a good boy, I don't where I went wrong!" a...

After years of being poked fun at for being one the most deprived places in Northern Ireland, Strabane today made an audacious bid to improve their global economic reputation - by offering Greece a lend. “Aye we had a look...

The sad passing of George Michael yesterday, combined with the loss of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt on Christmas Eve, has forced the authorities to issue an immediate 'cotton wool wrapping' of all remaining well loved celebrities. "We're facing a national...

The entire planet has been left reeling by the "Panama Papers" scandal today, after learning, reportedly for the time ever, that very wealthy people accumulate even more wealth by being sleekit bastards. The news came as a shock to ordinary working people this morning,...

A report published today by Northern Irish website The Ulster Fry has poured cold water on a different report also released today by the World Health Organisation. According to the WHO document, processed meats are extremely bad for you, leading...