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The entire planet has been left reeling by the "Panama Papers" scandal today, after learning, reportedly for the time ever, that very wealthy people accumulate even more wealth by being sleekit bastards. The news came as a shock to ordinary working people this morning,...

The spiralling cost of hand sanitizing products caused by the Corona Virus outbreak has led to organised criminals muscling in on the trade, law enforcement officials have warned. The revelation comes after a...

With social media increasingly becoming a place to rant about religion, racism, politics and twitchy eyed conspiracy theories, Facebook are set to introduce some revolutionary new features which they hope will make reading your newsfeed less of a pain in the...

Tonight's meteor shower is set become the most watched in human history, after all the space-rocks involved were named after infamous celebrity douchebags in an attempt to make it more appealing to the general public. The event happens every August as Earth...

After confusing terrorist attack 9/11 with supermarket chain Seven-Eleven yesterday, US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has sensationally made several further shop-related gaffes today - leading to speculation that local supermarkets are funding his race to the Whitehouse. Speaking on CNN Breakfast this morning, Mr Trump...

Officials at Buckingham Palace have stunned the world of royalty by announcing that Prince Harry will break with convention and marry his fiance Meghan Markle in a Gospel Hall outside Banbridge. The Prince has already visited the district, and is...

Citizens of earth went clean buck mental today, after world renowned website, The Ulster Fry, announced that today was the first birthday of world renowned website, The Ulster Fry. Dignitaries the world over congratulated the website for reaching the historic milestone with messages of...

After instigating trade disputes with China and Mexico, Donald Trump has turned his attentions to Northern Ireland and announced trade tariffs on NI exports. "We have many fine American companies making wonderful crisps, sausage rolls and five lighters for a...

Following news that four new episodes of Game of Thrones were leaked online, allegations have now emerged that the Northern Irish extras used on the show are at the centre of the piracy scandal. It is believed HBO's investigators made...

The world of journalism has been turned on its head amid claims that controversial Sun columnist Katie Hopkins has been secretly smuggling shite into the nation's media for years. The allegations came to light after Ms Hopkins plumbed new depths of 'journalism' with...