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Following his controversial release from prison to serve the remainder of his sentence at home, the Ulster Fry has learned that 'blade runner' Oscar Pistorius has been ordered to relocate to a flat in the North Belfast housing estate...
Attempts by the US Central Intelligence Agency to monitor fundamentalist groups in Northern Ireland by hacking so-called 'Smart' devices such as TVs and Phones have failed miserably, security sources have revealed. "Basically this involves accessing the device's microphone or camera,"...
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Donald Trump has sensationally scrapped plans to fly to London for the opening of the US Embassy, preferring to take a much needed break on the Ards Peninsula. Speaking exclusively to The Ulster Fry, the controversial President revealed that he'd...
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