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After years of wondering if his Ma would ever hurry up and retire, Prince Charles finally got his head into the Crown today after he dropped into the world famous Belfast pub for a pint of Guinness and a flutter on...
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The world of journalism has been turned on its head amid claims that controversial Sun columnist Katie Hopkins has been secretly smuggling shite into the nation's media for years. The allegations came to light after Ms Hopkins plumbed new depths of 'journalism' with...
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