As the world struggles to come to terms with the horrific events in Paris last night, politicians, the press, celebrities and the dogs in the street have raced to Social Media to find someone to blame. The geopolitical experts at...
The European Commission is in the process of drafting legislation on how commonly mis-pronounced words should actually be said, the Ulster Fry has learned. President of the Commission, Jean-Claude Juncker, said he was moved to introduce the new law after becoming...
A report published today by Northern Irish website The Ulster Fry has poured cold water on a different report also released today by the World Health Organisation. According to the WHO document, processed meats are extremely bad for you, leading...
Following his controversial release from prison to serve the remainder of his sentence at home, the Ulster Fry has learned that 'blade runner' Oscar Pistorius has been ordered to relocate to a flat in the North Belfast housing estate...
The Pope's trip to the USA continues in spectacular fashion after the Vatican confirmed that his Holiness would be meeting with Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner later today. The Pope, who has already built bridges with the gay community, Muslims and even atheists, is set to take his liberal...
In a rare and revealing interview with the Ulster Fry, the Devil has admitted that he has created a Tenth Circle of Hell - in the form of a Bank Holiday shopping trip to IKEA. The former Argos delivery driver...
Following yesterday's tragic shooting in Virginia in which two journalists were brutally gunned down by a crazed ex-colleague, the United States congress has finally bowed to pressure to rewrite the country's gun laws. "We've reviewed the evidence and taken everyones...
Tonight's meteor shower is set become the most watched in human history, after all the space-rocks involved were named after infamous celebrity douchebags in an attempt to make it more appealing to the general public. The event happens every August as Earth...
With gun violence and racism once again high on the agenda in America, the Ulster Fry has learned that children from that troubled country are to be given the opportunity to spend their summers in the comparative tranquillity of...
Fans of free speech had their throats ripped out by Satan this morning, after the Prince of Darkness instructed his solicitors to take legal action against a rogue satirical website, TheUlsterFry.com. A letter from Satan's lawyers (attached) claims that an article published on...

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