Following news that four new episodes of Game of Thrones were leaked online, allegations have now emerged that the Northern Irish extras used on the show are at the centre of the piracy scandal. It is believed HBO's investigators made...
A local man has fainted with fear this morning, after opening his Cadburys Easter egg - to find the face of Jesus miraculously carved on the inside of one of the shells. 45 year old Pogues McGilloway had planned to...
The Vatican has unveiled a surprising Easter Egg of their own this year, by announcing a most unexpected partnership with confectionery giant Cadbury's. In the latest of his odd liberal acts, the new ‘cool’ pontiff has, after months of planning...
The planet watched in wonder today as one of the internet’s greatest natural phenomena – the solar eclipse – spread across the screens of smart-phones, tablets and laptops everywhere. Millions of social media users gazed at the event from the safety...
Ireland’s national day of getting pissed and singing songs they only half know the words to was thrown into crisis this morning, after historians pointed out that St Patrick was in fact a Brit. “Ah f**k, I think they actually...
Dogs have officially declared themselves victorious in their evolutionary struggle with mankind, having finally persuaded most of their 'owners' to follow them round picking up their shit. "We started out getting you to bring us food and throw things for...
Following months of memes, rhymes and hilarious fake movie posters, the Dungiven Institute of Linguistics has confirmed that every possible pun combination for the term ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ has now been discovered and posted online. “After downloading the entire...
There are growing fears that the crisis in the Ukraine may have spread to Northern Ireland after Russian troops began mobilising on the Carrickfergus/Larne border. There have been several sightings of military jets close to Larne airspace, and gunboats...
There are growing fears in United Nations circles that County Fermanagh may have become the latest superpower to join the exclusive club of 'nuclear weapon states.' The concerns arose following the arrest of Ballinamallard man Bernard Ford at a checkpoint...
Despite rumours that something called "payday" may be just around the corner, scientists have revealed that the 'wile long month' of January is set to continue for 'another 2-3 weeks'. The boffins jumped to action yesterday after people around the...

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