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According to top scientists like Barra Best we're supposed to see something called a Supermoon over Northern Ireland tonight, but the chances are we won't because it's too cloudy as usual. To make up for this we asked our space...
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Ireland’s national day of getting pissed and singing songs they only half know the words to was thrown into crisis this morning, after historians pointed out that St Patrick was in fact a Brit. “Ah f**k, I think they actually...
With North America currently under-siege by a blizzard of biblical proportions, the outspoken British preacher David Rawkins has claimed the USA is being 'rightly punished' by God. "I've been telling my congregation for ages that God would soon pass judgement on the abomination that is the United States!" Rawkins...
A staggering 84% of stuff said in the so-called Brexit debate is bollocks made up by people who you wouldn't trust to look after your cat, The Ulster Fry can reveal. Tony Blair and John Major fly into Northern Ireland...
2016’s been a weird year, so since we’ve had nothing better to do we thought we’d find a weird way to review it. After existing on a diet of sausage rolls, leftover After-Eights and Baileys for the last few...
With scandal engulfing the United States following Donald Trump’s travel ban, the DUP today unveiled an updated election manifesto which proposes a similar scheme in Northern Ireland. “The first country we’ll ban will be the Republic of Ireland of course!”...
With mass attendances dwindling, the Vatican launched a bold move to win over millennials today, releasing a new 'Ash Wednesday' filter on Instagram. "Young ones don't like getting off their ass never mind going...

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