The North Down town of Bangor has beaten it's traditional rival Hillsborough to the coveted title of 'Town most up its own hole, 2016' at the annual 'Holey' awards. Hillborough controversially scooped the prize last year, relegating Holywood and Crawfordsburn to silver...
Modern school kids "don't hide out in the woods smoking fags enough" according to findings published today, which claim that today's children are a "bunch of lightweights" compared to those from previous generations. The data was released to the public this morning in the wake...
Reports are coming in that heated workplace debates over who had the quietest Christmas are turning violent. "Up and down the country grey faced office workers are trying to out do each other about who had the most boring time...
The debate around Northern Ireland's linguistic culture took an unusual twist today with the launch of a campaign for an English Language Act specifically tailored for the Province. The move comes from the Belfast Area Royal Society for English Speakers, a...
Sources close to the security services fear that the apparently placid gaggle of Goths that hang around Belfast City Hall are, in fact, a ruthless terrorist group intent on seizing control of the city's government. "Many of us pass them...
Minister for the Environment, Mark Humpty Durkan, today revealed the shocking truth of how the height of speed bumps are decided in housing estates around Northern Ireland. "Many factors are used to calculate the altitude of annoying tarmac obstructions in your...
Despite not even having an underground rail network, Northern Ireland has been hit with a country-wide tube strike today as arseholes across the Province skived off work and angrily demanded a pay rise. "Unlike our London comrades, who sadly cancelled their own strike today, we...

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