Politics

Talks at Stormont have taken another twist after the DUP demanded that Protestants should also be able to paint their foreheads with cultural symbolism tomorrow, in what one party source has nicknamed "Sash Wednesday". "If Catholics are allowed to come...

In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry, outgoing Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams has revealed that he intends to spend his retirement 'telling the real story of the troubles'. "It's important that people know the truth," he told us....

There are fears that history books may have to be rewritten after Gerry Kelly sensationally admitted that the IRA might have been a protagonist in the Troubles, although it was still all the Brits' fault. Mr Kelly was responding to...

After DUP leader Arlene foster made an appearance at the Ulster GAA final, Northern Ireland's other party leaders have all revealed plans to ''reach out" to their traditional opponents. "If Arlene was in a Rocky movie, this'd be like a...

There was sad news this Valentine's Day as one of the world's most romantic couples - The DUP and Sinn Fein - announced that they'd split, "for good this time". The couple, who've have had a stormy 'on-off' relationship since...

Controversial street artist Banksy appears to have waded into Northern Irish politics after one of his murals appeared on a "peace wall" in North Belfast this morning. Surprisingly it seems that the guerilla artist has thrown his weight behind Jim Allister, as...

The UK will be allowed to sleep in the garden for two years after leaving the EU, the Brussels Chief negotiator Michel Barnier has revealed. "This will be part of a transition process," he explained, "You will be allowed in the...

Former DUP Spad (Special Adviser) Campbell Robinson-Williamson has very kindly agreed to join the Ulster Fry as an Agony Uncle. Here, he answers a few burning questions.... Dear Campbell, I'm a man in my mid-forties who's not very good in...

Top meteorologists have revealed a new scale of windiness based on Sammy Wilson's face, that they hope will make it easier for people to understand the dangers posed by bad weather. "We've been trying to warn people about incoming storms...

A senior DUP politician is set to admit to murder, the Ulster Fry understands, as a twisted game of dare within the party, which sees players initiate a huge political scandal in a bid to get fired, escalates. "It all...