Plans are afoot to mark the 20th birthday of the Good Friday Agreement by holding a gigantic cross-community slagging match in the middle of a muddy field outside Lisburn. The Ulster Fry has learned that the UK government has earmarked...
March 12th. Woke up this morning feeling really liberal and respectful. I think I'll make a big banner that tells everyone how respectful I am, and demand that they respect it. March 13th. Been singing that Aretha Franklin song all day. R.E.S.P.E.C.T,...
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An undercover investigation conducted by Ulster Fry journalists has revealed startling new evidence which suggests that the DUP was at the centre of a plot to reduce the number of 'designated days' when the Union Flag flies over Belfast...
Following the news that Secretary of State Karen Bradley has been sacked, Boris Johnson has reassured people in Northern Ireland that her replacement, Julian Smith, will be just as ineffective - with a similar lack of interest and knowledge. "We...
The more observant among you will have noticed that our councillors have been appearing in local papers more often recently, pointing at potholes and telling everyone what a great job they did getting a toilet opened for an extra...
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Dissident Republicans today unveiled a new propaganda mural showing their vision of the future - a bottomless black hole of misery. Painted on the side of a chip shop in the Bogside, the artwork "represents all that the dissident movement...
There are celebrations on the streets of Northern Ireland after all the main political parties accidentally agreed a pact to not stand for election to Westminster. The story began over the weekend, as the DUP cajoled the UUP into standing...
The on-going political shenanigans at Westminster took an unusual twist today when it emerged that top Tories have invited Arlene Foster and Michelle O'Neill to take over from embattled UK Prime Minister Theresa May. "It's clear that Mrs May has...

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