There will be dismay in Ballywalter this evening after news broke that Finance Minister Arlene Foster is considering auctioning off the Ards Peninsula in a bid to balance the Stormont books. According to our highly placed source, the move comes...
There were angry exchanges in Stormont today after DUP Minister Mervyn Storey revealed that he had recently got lost while travelling to a public engagement, because the language on his ministerial car Sat Nav had been changed to Irish. "I...
As Stormont collapses yet again, the Secretary of State has come up with an original solution to the ongoing problems- in future, the parties will each hold their own Assembly in community venues of their choice. His unusual decision follows...
Arlene Foster has once again revealed her psychic powers by announcing that she believes there was no chance of a border poll in her lifetime. Mrs Foster told the BBC that there were...
With chocolate manufacturers Cadbury's searching for a new "Milk Tray Man" for their iconic advertising campaign, it has emerged that the Stormont parties are considering putting candidates forward for the job. "It's an important position with international recognition," a senior civil...
With the election round the corner, it is hard for the ordinary voter to decide which party to back. Up and down the country, folk are asking themselves questions like "Should I vote Sinn Fein or TUV? How am...
An undercover investigation conducted by Ulster Fry journalists has revealed startling new evidence which suggests that the DUP was at the centre of a plot to reduce the number of 'designated days' when the Union Flag flies over Belfast...
Finnish technology firm Nokia has stepped in to rescue the failing Northern Irish political system by relaunching one of its most iconic phone models as the answer to many of the Assembly's problems. "We have been watching developments in your country...
First Minister Arlene Foster was forced to call an emergency news conference today after it emerged that North Antrim MP Ian Paisley Jr had been convicted of driving with no insurance. "Driving with No insurance a key part of DUP...
In a move that will undoubtedly anger nationalists, Boris Johnson has agreed to DUP demands to abseil down Belfast's City Hall waving union jacks on designated flag days. "I love getting high and where better to do it than right...

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