Gerry Adams has to be one of the most put-upon politicians in Ireland. He's always being accused of doing things that he didn't do and of being in things he knows nothing about. It must be an absolute nightmare for...
Kids need to get off their holes and start injuring themselves if Northern Ireland is to become a force in world sport, a controversial Stormont report has claimed. Released today by the Department for Communities, the research claims that the...
New Prime Minister Theresa May got to grips with Northern Ireland today as she travelled across the Province in an effort to understand the electorate here. Famed for her fashion sense and many wardrobe changes, she began her day at the world famous...
An undercover investigation conducted by Ulster Fry journalists has revealed startling new evidence which suggests that the DUP was at the centre of a plot to reduce the number of 'designated days' when the Union Flag flies over Belfast...
Children will soon be segregated by hair colour under new guidelines introduced by Stormont's Department of Education. The plan will see a host of new schools built across the province, as the department works to ensure that Blonde, Brunette and...
The increasingly bitter election campaign took an unusual twist today after it emerged that leaflets linking the DUP and Sinn Fein have been distributed across Belfast. The badly made flyers make a series of outrageous allegations about the parties, saying...
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Northern Ireland's two main parties have surprised experts by agreeing to work together to maximise their support in June's snap General Election. It is understood that Gerry Adams met Arlene Foster for top secret talks at an undisclosed location in...
Theatre-goers and political pundits are in for a treat today as the long-running Stormont on Ice show returns for an astonishing 378th successive performance. The show sees some of Northern Ireland's greatest play-actors don their ice skates in what has...
The leader of the Ulster Unionist Party, Mike Nesbitt, has revealed that he has effectively sold his party's soul to the devil in a electoral pact ahead of May's Westminster poll. Speaking from the steps of the Seventh Circle of...

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