DUP leader Arlene Foster suffered minor injuries this afternoon in what has been described as a "freak accident" during a visit to the circus with party colleagues. It is understood that Mrs Foster had taken MPs Jeffrey Donaldson and Gavin Robinson...
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There will be dismay in Ballywalter this evening after news broke that Finance Minister Arlene Foster is considering auctioning off the Ards Peninsula in a bid to balance the Stormont books. According to our highly placed source, the move comes...
As video footage of Britain First's Jayda Fransen sitting in Belfast Lord Mayor's chair sweeps the internet, City Council officers have admitted that several other incidents of known extremists sitting in the same position have been discovered. "Following this blatant...
Tory supporters across the UK are 'extremely concerned' it has emerged, after Googling the Democratic Unionist Party and discovering they are even more hateful than the people they voted for. “I’m absolutely disgusted."revealed 31 year old Tory fan, Branston Pickle. "I mean, blocking a woman’s right to...
Northern Irish politicians made an rare appearance at Stormont today to attend the 1st birthday party of getting paid for doing nothing, the Ulster Fry has learned. "My mammy is coming back for me at three o clock," squealed an...
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Ever wonder how the two main parties here know how to react in a crisis? They simply rush to one of Stormont's Accusation Stations™ and select one of their default settings. As the controversy over possible Provo involvement in the...
In most democracies people have elections every four or five years, but in Northern Ireland they've become an annual event. Needless to say, this is a very dangerous time for your average citizen, as at any point the doorbell might...
Northern Ireland's politicians are to get a dose of reality when the next talks session gets underway, with a proposal to jam them all into a corner in an over-crowded A&E waiting room until they can come to some...

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