With the election campaign well under way, a certain former First Minster has been conspicuous by his absence. Anyone would think he'd be a liability to the DUP campaign, the way he's disappeared from view. That got us to thinking...
The Assembly elections are almost upon us, but there is still time for candidates to make their mark. Working around the clock, our crack team of political analysts and researchers have uncovered the secrets to an election winning strategy in Northern Ireland. It's much...
There is a growing fear among officials at Stormont that representatives on the "Super Councils", due to take the reins of local government tomorrow, will use their new found "superpowers" for evil purposes. “Cutting the number of councils from 26 to...
New Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn intends to bring together the world's top Jeremys as he bids to become the next Prime Minister, the Ulster Fry has learned. Vastly popular among ordinary Labour Party members but loathed by its MPs, Corbyn is acutely...
With Sinn Fein embroiled in controversy over their alleged coaching of 'Loyalist blogger' Jamie Bryson for a Stormont Committee, The Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that this is just a small part of their plan to enter the lucrative coaching...
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has thrown down the gauntlet to his political rivals by agreeing to take part in a televised debate but "only if we do it in the pub." The Tory leader made the offer as he...
Amid growing calls for 'Unionist Unity' following a bruising election, the Ulster Fry can reveal that a team of top scientists are planning on creating a 'Super Unionist Party', complete with super powers. Work on the secret project has already begun...
From the BBC News website. To be published 6pm. The writers of local satirical website The Ulster Fry have revealed that they are to stand in the forthcoming Stormont election. At a press launch in Belfast this morning the men behind the...
Prime Minister Theresa May today reassured UK travellers that their ability to sneakily bring home umpteen cartons of cheap fags that taste like your arsehole will be her top priority during Brexit negotiations. "We may have voted to leave the EU but we're not giving up our...

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