There were angry exchanges in Stormont today after DUP Minister Mervyn Storey revealed that he had recently got lost while travelling to a public engagement, because the language on his ministerial car Sat Nav had been changed to Irish. "I...
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has thrown down the gauntlet to his political rivals by agreeing to take part in a televised debate but "only if we do it in the pub." The Tory leader made the offer as he...
The pig at the centre of the David Cameron scandal has told the Ulster Fry of his ‘deep remorse’ that he allowed the future Prime Minister to place his sausage in his mouth. The pig, who cannot be named for legal reasons,...
With the election campaign well under way, a certain former First Minster has been conspicuous by his absence. Anyone would think he'd be a liability to the DUP campaign, the way he's disappeared from view. That got us to thinking...
A senior DUP politician is set to admit to murder, the Ulster Fry understands, as a twisted game of dare within the party, which sees players initiate a huge political scandal in a bid to get fired, escalates. "It all...
Following a series of embarrassing media engagements yesterday in which Michelle O'Neill kept her trap shut so the big man could speak, Gerry Adams today revealed plans to let her actually say stuff in celebration of International Women's Day (IWD). "I think...
The DUP has launched an audacious proposal to put Northern Ireland back on the economic map, this time as a global centre for the international face painting industry. "We have seen huge growth in the face painting sector since 2006," says North...
Following the news that outgoing Communities Minister Paul Givan allocated £25,000 of public funding to an Ulster Scots Society that didn’t even exist, The Ulster Fry has learned that several other imaginary local projects are now set to be...
People across the UK are in shock this evening after it emerged that newly elected Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn blatantly disrespected the Queen by singing Firestarter by the Prodigy quietly to himself during the National Anthem. Bystanders claim to have overheard...

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