Following the revelation that Boris Johnson believes the popularity of Prosecco in the UK is a valid bargaining tool in getting a better trade deal with Italy, the Ulster Fry have uncovered more of his cunning post-brexit negotiating tactics thanks to an exclusive interview. Denmark "The UK buys a lot...
New Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn intends to bring together the world's top Jeremys as he bids to become the next Prime Minister, the Ulster Fry has learned. Vastly popular among ordinary Labour Party members but loathed by its MPs, Corbyn is acutely...
Northern Ireland moved into an exciting new era this week, as the country took a huge leap forward of societal progress - with the opening of a petrol station at the side of a motorway. Apple Green, the roadside services chain with outlets throughout the...
Gerry Adams was the surprise guest at today's DUP election manifesto launch, and was greeted warmly by the party faithful. "Thank God you're here," North Belfast MP Nigel Dodds was heard to whisper to the Sinn Fein President. "We thought were on...
As the news of the passing of Martin McGuinness broke on mainstream media, Northern Ireland's assortment of keyboard commentators took to their smart phones to add their usual considered opinions. Facebook user 'Ballybeen Bear', who served 8 years for arms...
Former DUP Spad (Special Adviser) Campbell Robinson-Williamson has very kindly agreed to join the Ulster Fry as an Agony Uncle. Here, he answers a few burning questions.... Dear Campbell, I'm a man in my mid-forties who's not very good in...
A relatively unknown election candidate has leap-frogged into pole-position for the hotly contested Belfast South seat today - after he promised voters 'a free burrito'. Liam Rice, an independent running on his own ticket in the local elections, unveiled his unique manifesto promise at lunchtime...
Following the revelation that global election results are being coerced by nefarious social media activity, local tech startup Jordanstown Analytica have admitted they've been manipulating NI voters on Facebook too. "Our practices aren't as sophisticated as them Cambridge smartholes," admitted...
Northern Ireland's hard pressed MLAs have treated themselves to an extra long Christmas break, so are lying on their holes as folk travel to work this morning. The public will be relieved to know that their MLAs generously voted to give themselves...
In most democracies people have elections every four or five years, but in Northern Ireland they've become an annual event. Needless to say, this is a very dangerous time for your average citizen, as at any point the doorbell might...

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