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The DUP has launched an audacious proposal to put Northern Ireland back on the economic map, this time as a global centre for the international face painting industry. "We have seen huge growth in the face painting sector since 2006," says North...
With the DUP holding the balance of power in Westminster, Arlene Foster is expected to extract a high price for backing Theresa May. The Ulster Fry has gained EXCLUSIVE* access to a leaked letter from the DUP leader, which reveals...
The Assembly elections are almost upon us, but there is still time for candidates to make their mark. Working around the clock, our crack team of political analysts and researchers have uncovered the secrets to an election winning strategy in Northern Ireland. It's much...
The on-going political shenanigans at Westminster took an unusual twist today when it emerged that top Tories have invited Arlene Foster and Michelle O'Neill to take over from embattled UK Prime Minister Theresa May. "It's clear that Mrs May has...
Hard-line unionism was shaken to its core today, after new opinion poll data revealed that many people who voted for the TUV in recent elections - actually thought they were picking their favourite TV channel. "Aye, I was raging with myself when I realised my...
In the light of the recent spate of racially motivated attacks in Belfast, the Department of Justice has announced plans to re-designate racist, sectarian and homophobic 'hate crimes' as 'dickhead crimes' for future prosecutions. Unveiling the plans, Alliance Minister David...

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